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    Okay. Boredom actually is useful. When you're boed you can think of a lot of fun things. And this is a product of boredom. Lemme quote this: "Fun is a product of boredom." OKAY. BACK TO THE GAME. This game is simple. You just post an emoticon, any emoticon, OnionsTM, Miss Bone, anything. And then with that picture, you'll tell a story. I know it's hard to understand, so I'll give examples. Oh, and you can get your emoticons here. Person #1 posts: U-Um, Yoyo-san, will you go out with me? Person #2 posts: I-I'm sorry, b-but, I can't...Coz you're not cute enough, unlike Cici. Person # 3 posts: Why?! WHY?! Person # 4 posts: You stu*** little monkey! What did you do to my sister!? Get the point? Let's start! Hey you, yeah you! Gimme your money!
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    I hate to say this, but I'm becoming an atheist because of everything Kyuu-chan has said. XD
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    I got a friend called ANGIE... And another Friend called Vincent FUNG... One day... Some one asked VINCENT how to spell his last name... He said... F.. U.. N.. G.... *We immediately need to call forth rescue team to stop their fight @_@*
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    From a fanfic: (not mine) Bartender- What will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin turns away Bartender- Sorry, I missed that, what will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin- mutters while turning back One more time, you fat b-stard, one more- Bartender- unable to resist Brandy? Vodka- Gin! Gin- shoots Vodka
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    Your gif improve your joke. I like what I see than what I read. My isn't as good as your. Hopefully it will be with gif. A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, ;-) "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." :shock: Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." :wink: 3rd guy walks in for his interview. :cool: The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :geek: The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." The interviewer says, :-o "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" :-D 3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." txt out
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    Three Brothers An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
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