At least you will be with the ones you care and love in the afterlife.
You have a device attached to your head that will explode and kill you if you fall asleep.
So what's the tragedy now then?
Here, I have one: You had to choose between two wires to disable a bomb, but you cut the wrong one and your whole city exploded.
At least I get to lounge around in a wheelchair all day. :wink:
A zombie apocalypse abrupts and you're being chased by a stampede of them.
Should I be worried about you if it's painless??
At least having no life is much easier than having one at all.
A little elementary student runs up to you and punches you in your privates really hard.
At least I can make the best out of today.
You have ben dropped in the middle of the ocean with no one nearby, and you can't swim.
I was referring to the part where the child was pretending.