AJ M.

I learned that you can't break an egg just by squeezing the top and bottom with two fingers.

At least I can live life the old fashion way. A brick falls on your head and you lose your memory. You can't just change up the scenario.

I like the new episode of DC that came out with english subs. :mrgreen:

But at least I have a great personality. A child on a bike dies from getting hit by a drunk driver

At least I can go and buy a smoothie. You committed a major crime, and now you have to face death penalty.

At least I can still use my head (while crawling on arms ) @Mm-kun At least Vi-chan skipped you and didn't reply like you said. One of your best friends commits suicide because of something you did.

Nice drawing +1 rep. (even though I'm not a big ShinShi fan )

I agree with all of these.

At least I can hope to find parents who will love and want me. You open a bottle of shampoo in the shower and a clump of it flies into your eyes, and it burns.

At least I get to see who my real friends are. Someone is cheating off of you in an exam and you get in trouble for giving away answers, even if you hadn't given any answer away intentionally.

At least you get to practice decision making skills. Two assassins are chasing you down the street with motorcycles and pistols.

When people type LiKe ThIs, 0r +#!$, or wen ppl typee likee dis, I question why people complain about going to school...

At least the only direction I can go now from here is up. You waited an hour for your food at a fancy restaurant, your steak is overcooked and everything on your plate is tasteless.

When I am deep in thought, I tend to snap my fingers a lot to get my mind flowing.

Under the influence of watching DC, I WANT to become a detective when I grow up. (which is unlikely to happen anyways...)

At least I'm going to one of the countries I've always wanted to go to. Someone right next to you in class farts (loud and stinky one), that person blames it on you, and now the whole class thinks you farted.

Anyways... I don't drink soda. I used to be obsessed with it, but now I don't drink any at all.

I kinda over exaggerated. I mean it only takes like 3 minutes for me to fix it. Other than that, I don't really check the mirror that much...

The acid turns out to be orange juice and you needed a drink complex life? At least I'm doing something with my life. You spend all of your money on gambling, now your family hates you.

I'm kinda OCD about my spiky hair. Every angle has to look perfect...

At least when I get out of the ice, I'll be in the future. this

I'm a master at procrastination. I wait til the last minute (like finish it the class period before) and still get A+.

LMAO (literally) At least I have a nice butt...? You woke up one day and became Genta.

At least it's a story you can laugh about when you get older. You realize you have a test today and forgot to study, then you bomb the test.