Dear anonymous,
That won't help. I guess I'm leaving anyway.
Sincerely,
Me.
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Dear anonymous,
Do you know why I keep hiding every time you come here? It's because...I hate you. I hate having you around. You can't and shouldn't tell me what to do. I rule my own life now. We're not even in good terms. So can you please just...stop coming and visiting us? Please. You don't know how much I want to say "Stop meddling in my affairs." straight to your face. But since I still have so much respect for you, I won't do that.
~ your ________