Oh God. I'd actually do these in my head. XD
Dear Anonymous,
... You.... when she told me that, I just wanted to run out to you and hug you and tell you it was alright and please don't be sad.
God, I never realized until she told me. </3
-your cousin.
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Dear Anonymous,
DAMN, you nearly caused me a heart attack. D: Don't lurk in the shadows like that!
... But... I love it when you guys do that. It makes me feel respected or something, at least. Unlike many other people.
And stop teasing me so much for God's sake. <_<
-your cousin.
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Dear Anonymous,
UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH. We are PERFECTLY FINE together. Don't butt in with your nauseating spoiling and ruin the boy, his manners, his temper, mine, and yours. From what I've experienced it seems only we can fathom our relationship. If we're left on our own we can deal with each other on our own.
Just reminding you, just 'cause your brother was an innocent angel-darling it doesn't mean mine is, too.
Really, what happened now? The boy's crying 'cause you gave him a damn, and you know how kids are, he thinks he can get away with this and that this is what he should always do, you're irritated, and I feel like I could punch you in the face.
HE'S BECOMING A GIRL.
He's ruining my stuff with his dirty hands that are patting the stupid dog-ess you're actually sympathizing with these days.
I see you've got three daughters now. :V
-your (only real) daughter