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The boy woke up feeling like crap. He was slumped against a wall in some random alley, his eyes quickly adjusting to the darkness. So he had run away from home, landing in another country and what if he had been beaten by a bunch of gangsters for defending some poor sod who clearly didn't stick around, he'd found a gun holster with ammunition (now stuffed in his bag which looked really harmless, if not a bit heavy). He had really unbelievable luck, just like how he had evaded any injury by climbing the roof of the hotel he was staying in before his flight as a bomb went off on the floor his room was located. Sure he left after that without checking out in order not to be detained and slept at the airport and oh the police might be after him by now. He got out of the suspicious alley, his bones cracking (since when did they not with his insane, almost mental impulsive physical actions) from having slept against a wall. It was dawn, it was cold, he was hungry. 'Screw it, I'm Aster Lawrence. I'm invincible. Unless dead of course.' he though for solace. There was only a 1000-yen note in his wallet and the shops hadn't opened yet. "Warren Buffet and Leo Tolstoy." He muttered in English. A newspaper flew across the haunted looking street and struck his arm. Lawrence looked at it intently. Yes, he was not mistaken. That was a KID card, placed somewhere. Somewhere that.... "LIKE HELL I KNOW I CAN'T READ JAPANESE!" He yelled to the heavens, causing a few stray cats to scamper away from nowhere near him to somewhere far from him. ===== Yea the bold parts are English.

At least I have the dere you total Tsun. DCW's Shipper (who I will sink...soon).

It's not zero though :V

Then answer the rant please. :V did he catch 4 fishes?

You still haven't answered my question and are treating it as a rant :V

But don't these things have to make sense or is my perception of reality too stupid? PS: It is acceptable to write without the stops :V ^ :< why you break my heart.

But a fish is a fish and you didn't ask how many fishes could he make if he assembled the parts he caught/full fish and how the heck does one catch a headless fish anyway?! Or is the answer zero is it not? >.> PS: *did

Whut the fish (yes I use this phrase IRL). *cough* 23? (fishes caught). And the highest number of coins the pirate can get, 60?

Wake Me Up - rendition by Zeeshan Akbar :3

Astra left sadly But hey your spams were just upping your post count, not the witty, DCW flavoured spam. ;D And and did I mention you should do your best to be crazy here? nothing is normal here. ;P

I saw this short quirky passage about Coke in a magazine, I can start digging around if you want me (just change the wording voila xD). Small enough for five minutes. You can use google images for slides and stuff (I'm not sure is it a powerpoint presentation?)

I forgot to mention Moonlit, try not to spam xD

If you read the Detective Conan Manga you'll be up to speed quicker than the anime. Just a suggestion ^^

Welcome to DCW! Do stick around here though, it'll be worth your time. No, seriously. We have a lot of stalkers too so its best not to give out your real name Unless its fake then awesome xD My favourite J-Rock band is UVERWorld! \o/ J-Pop/K-Pop? DB5K. Enough said Have fun! Post in the chatroom, think thrice before opening new topics xD

Doesn't the Detective Conan Translation Project/DCTP take care of pretty much everything DC? Your friend should go to them instead if she wants to help in fansubbing DC

Using Coca Cola to send medicine across the world? :3 http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-08/to-get-medicine-to-africa-health-experts-turn-to-coca-cola

Only Learned The Bad Things - B1A4. *Waves arms* Sa~ran~ghae~, Neoul Saran~ghae~

Do you know why?

Then prove me wrong and don't post after this

If someone sees it (Hint: Niichan) I'll have a lot to answer for. Why are hospitals so scary??!