CarpetCrawler

The ten freebies they gave out to ad executives count as sales now? RT @CureVylash: Now that's just not fair, they've sold like 10 units!

Every cute Jim and Pam flirting moment is like happiness and rainbows. #TheOffice

Let's end off this crappy week kinda OK, how does that sound? This will be today's jam: http://t.co/6Bvt8iao

This was not a good day in the end afterall. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

I swear once I watch Archer and Gravity Falls I will watch it. RT @gabapple: This... new TMNT show.. just keeps getting better.

What the hell am I playing, Nintendo?! http://t.co/qoKHa7YG

guys las vegas has a ghostbusters machine and guys help me take it home you don't understand guys please

But no time for being lazy, lots of stuff to do today and I need to get out of my funk that I've been going through lately.

Nevermind, found a better auction going for less, will set my eyes on the prize in 16 hours... mwhahahahahaha~

hey guys turns out there's a lot of porn in the Rarity tag on Tumblr

Also I might LiveStream some video games tonight. Stay tuned.

The animal control guy on Parks and Recreation was amazingly funny, can we please bring him back?

All these newly announced 3DS games are awesome and all, but they're really hurting themselves by releasing the new Animal Crossing in June.

omg guys I fucking love The Binding of Isaac!! Why did it take me so long to play it?!

Worst headache I've had in a long while. Not falling asleep until 4 PM was a bad idea, huh?

So other than never-ending phlegm in my throat today has been a pretty good day.

Tumblr is being slower than actual molasses and I am still really tired for some reason.

Testing out my LiveStream and playing the 2nd quest of Super Mario Bros.!! Check it out: http://t.co/ysGmRgjm

Well here we go, television milestone for me, I swear this is the first time I've ever seen an episode of the sitcom "That's My Mama".

Can we just admit that people only want to go skinny dipping because they want to see everyone naked?

Just beat Mega Man 2!! Now I'm gonna focus on Mega Man 3...

~Gotta get those fees to the agencies, and I'd love to stay, but there's bills to pay, and I just don't have the time!!~

Community's ratings have improved from last year? Awesome!!

Very accurate assessment of the season premiere of Community from @AlannaBennett: http://t.co/fP9qrbWJ