CarpetCrawler

I have a Steam account now, guys, anyone interested in adding me lemme know~!

It's really sad that she actually had to tweet that.

How many lousy daytime talk shows before television executives realize that no one wants daytime talk shows anymore?

But why is that terrible signature of mine your sig. :V I swear my handwriting is not usually that sloppy. ;____;

KLEENING LADY~

OMG Michael Bublé has an amazing cover of "I've Got You Under My Skin". *____________*

First of all, have a happy birthday, and secondly, letting you know that I will respond to your e-mail soon.

Is there something that's not Comcast or AT&T that's actually available here? Because honestly both really suck.

Hey YouTube/Google, trust me, if I want to use my full name on my account I'll let you know, you don't have to nag me every few days.

So basically 90% of the things I retweet come from @ChipCheezum.

What's with the trend of parents humiliating kids as punishment? They realize that studies have shown this to be counter-productive, right?

DIRTY CLOTHES SMELL REALLY AWFUL GUYS JUST FYI

For the record there are few things that smell worse than a sloppy dog.

Ben wears the basketball goggles I wore when I was on the basketball team. Good lord. #ParksAndRecreation

Inexcusable how lousy my connection is right now, five cut outs in the past hour.

People who are cynical about every little thing irritate the shit out of me.

Not surprised over THQ folding, this was a long time coming.

Great news for Parks and Recreation fans, the show is one of the few stable comedies NBC has anymore, it's a definite for renewal.

I should watch V, I used to LOVE that mini-series and it hasn't been since Junior High.

At first I had a heart attack, but then I actually read the article. Atari files for bankruptcy: http://t.co/pZBILhgC

Wow, the price of Mega Man Soccer went down a crapload. Sad face.