CarpetCrawler

Crappy internet connection = business as usual for Comcast.

That "moving on up" joke you're making about Sherman Helmsley's death is incredibly unique and original to you and you alone, great wit!!

Two days off starting today, and what do I spend my first day at? An arcade. Why not.

The next episode of the podcast records this Friday, for those who are wondering.

Can you believe AMC used to actually air "movie classics"? #MeNeither

"I should be in bed, but I'm not" should be the title of my autobiography.

We hope to get another episode out ASAP!!

Ed Begley, Jr. is the best part of this episode. #Portlandia

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY

HE FUCKING LOVES SALSA MUSIC RT @gabapple Does Gin love salsa music??

Today will hopefully be a good day because I said so.

I'm in the mood to watch a shitty movie, but of course it's a little too late now to watch one. Stupid job being all important and stuff ;_;

I need to live-tweet Follow That Bird one day.

I'm watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show http://t.co/H5nrp0yp @GetGlue #TheMaryTylerMooreShow

I don't get Pinterest.

It's a bad thing if I want to go home and I haven't even left for work yet, right? No? OK.

Try to avoid the other 47%. RT @UberFacts 41% of men prefer briefs while 12% say they prefer boxers.

Yes, folks, Viacom is for real with their lunacy.

Why do I suck at being productive today? ;_____;

Good to hear the The Fantastic Four and Daredevil are getting reboots. The original films were pretty sorry and pathetic excuses for films.

I'm watching The Soup (16 others checked-in) http://t.co/2baRbvkk @GetGlue @thesoup

Thank goodness I also have tomorrow off or else I would go crazy right now, for the record.

If you're a fan of geeky stuff like me, recommend checking out my Tumblr-friend @AlannaBennett's work for The Mary Sue: http://t.co/DlOIuahc

"Yeah, I'm kinda lazy..." then why are you filming yourself play a video game?