CarpetCrawler

Once there was a girl named Sera. She saw a girl named Ran and went "holy shit that girl has nice knockers" and felt her up. The end.

D: D: D: D: D: D: WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS

WHAT ABOUT THEM

Don't forget your prune juice, kind lady. <3

oh ok i was jus wonderin

what what what what did I do

You're welcome. <333

I exist only as a mere hallucination in your head, of course you know where I live. <3

I know where the Yokomizo twins live.

I could always just make another one...

I dunno. I feel like I must give you a drug test~

I think what I need to do sometime this week is have a "treat yo' self" day, that'll make me feel a little better. Maybe.

Are you sure you're not hallucinating RIGHT NOW~?!

Not gonna lie, B'z's cover of "This Love" is pretty awesome.

What sandwich comment? What are you talking about? Silly Moustauch, obviously you're just hallucinating~~~~

When was this?

~It was just my imagination running away with me~

The Yokomizo Twins.

The answer to any question you have is "The Yokomizo Twins".

If you need any help crossing the street, let me know and I'll provide you some assistance. <3

If you have any questions, please hesitate to ask me, because I don't want to answer them.

Just smoke one cigarette and hush~

Stop callin', stop callin', I don't want to talk anyore.

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Are you gonna follow me until I love you, papa, paparazzi?

I always forget when I'm watching something on my DVR that I can fast forward through commercials. :V Sorry, I'm boring today.