CarpetCrawler

Hella tired right now. COULD THIS MEAN AN EARLY BED TIME?! #ProbablyNot

It works on the DVD drive on my laptop, but not on my DVD player? *shakes head*

Watching The Fat Albert Christmas Special because it's 5:30, I'm bored, and it happens to be on TV. Yay!!

What are you talking about? That's a real-life photograph of them.

Finally home. Taking a freakin' nap. Zzz...

"This pony's head won't go back on." -- @gabapple

Ooohhh, you're here to bury the bodies? That's great!! They're out back, lemme know when you're done and I'll leave you a tip. 8D

*dons Toad outfit*

... OK, so maybe this wasn't the best comeback costume.

*dons Quicksilver costume*

... wait, Quicksilver is a douche.

*dons Ant-Man costume*

8D

When my loyal fans, in tribute, decide to make fanart of me, how can I not show off to the world how beloved I am in this community?

So anyway. Gab crazy. You straitjacket. Lobotomy time. Hop in. ;D

D: D: D: D: D: OH NO!! She's really ruined your brain!! We have to force you back to normal!!

Get the straitjacket!! :x Relax, Cloverkite, you won't even feel the lobotomy. ;D

Oh no, I see she's already brainwashed you. D: THERE'S STILL HOPE, WE CAN SAVE YOU~

Gabapple is really your friend? OMG, I feel so sorry for you. D:

Podcast just finished recording. Holy moly, this is the longest one we've EVER done. Should be out soon. <3

"I fucking LOVE salsa music, Vodka!!" #OverheardFromThePodcast

Granted I'm currently missing it as we speak.

Pro Tip: When you're in an argument with me and use a quote to support your argument, make sure it doesn't actually support my argument. Wow

Old habits die hard, I guess.

The kids need to revolt and stop the Burgermeister Meisterburger!! #OccupySomberTown

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Listening to Frank Sinatra's Christmas Collection album. Yup, Christmas music has begun in CarpetCrawler's Lair. <3

Doing good I guess. Prepping for the podcast tomorrow and tidying up around here.