While in the desert, I managed to master the power of controlling the earth. So, I teleported to the hill, sent a sandstorm to attack you, and cast a spell to make you have a deep sleep. I lay you on a flowerbed, and let you flow safely in a river for eternity. (See how peaceful I get rid of you?) Now, I am the King of the Hill.
And P.S. HalfAngel-san, I didn't take over the Underworld. I just summoned Kronos rom its darkest depths, using my Necronomicon.