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Dear Anonymous, Can I please disappear and forget everything for one day? Just one. Please. ~ Anonymous

Dear Anonymous, Just leave me alone. ~ Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Hard to believe we were once friends, huh. Good luck with life. ~ Anonymous Dear Anonymous, I wish you hadn't. Because you did, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. ~ Anonymous

Be accident-prone. I swear, if I get three sprains this year I'm going to kill myself...

Dear Anonymous, That was the stupidest decision you could've made. You could've taken my offer and left, and perhaps I would've given you a chance. Too bad you didn't. Now you're really dead. Say bye-bye to your fleet. ~ France

...Interesting case development.

The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

My Shower Experience (yes, this is repeated every single time): Me: *steps into shower* It's too hot. *turns a little lower* (5 seconds later) Me: It's too cold. *turns up* (10 seconds later) Me: I want it to be warmer. *turns up* (10 seconds later) Me: It still could be warmer. *attempts to turn up* Wonderful. I can't go any further. I just keep turning it up until it can't get warmer without adjusting the cold water.

Astronaut - Simple Plan Such a great depressing song. <3 Simple Plan is amazing at doing that.

"Falling down is how we grow. Staying down is how we die." ~ Brian Vaszily

Dear Anonymous, You're dying on me. GET YOURSELF TO BED. ~ Jean

DC most likely recycles some of the cases and plot. There are usually only three suspects, which makes the writing of new cases a whole lot simpler. I'm guessing Gosho has it so that the plot is set in a different place, with some kind of dramatic new twist, and with a decent amount of time from when he wrote the original case. It's difficult to think of so many different ways to murder people. I really do miss the old murder cases. The ones popping up recently are more of less-thought out filler cases or cases that are only there so the reader can see the interaction between Conan and another character.

Read that yesterday. Interesting news.

Dear Anonymous, I am not. End of discussion. ~ Jean

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