Ruin a Meal 101 [Forum Game]

[tengaku squared 291]

So, this game just randomly came into my head while I was talking to my friend about burnt meatloaf you don't want to know about that.

Anyway, the rules are simple. First, you find out a way to ruin the meal that the person above you posted. Humorous ones will get +1.

Example: Cake.

My response: Instead of using a cake cookbook, use a book that tells you how to construct a chair.

And after that, you post a meal at the end of your post that someone else can ruin.

So, the post will look like this (using example above):

Instead of using a cake cookbook, use a book that tells you how to construct a chair.

Pizza.

You guys get it? Alright, let's see how this works out.

BTW, the meal that I will start with is Pizza.

[Orangeburst 19]

Instead of using cheese, use some sticky, yellow glue.

Am I doing right?

[tengaku squared 291]

Instead of using cheese, use some sticky, yellow glue.

Am I doing right?

Well, you are supposed to say a dish to ruin for the next person.

I'll keep it going.

Pasta.

[Orangeburst 19]

Ah, sorry, I completely forgot...

Instead of using ,uhm, the oven, use the refrigerator.

Chicken soup

[tengaku squared 291]

If it is in a can, use a industrial hammer to open it instead of a can opener. Continue to "open" until contents splatter.

(Oh this one's easy...)

Bread.

[Orangeburst 19]

Hmmm...don't use any flour, instead use baking soda.

Salad

[tengaku squared 291]

Here is a full 5-step instruction on how to ruin salad.

1. Chop up vegetables
2. Throw chopped vegetables in refrigerator.
3. Set refrigerator on fire.
4. Wait until refrigerator and contents burn down to ground.
5. Run from your house which is on fire.

Meatloaf.

[Orangeburst 19]

Hmmm...the best way to make sure your meatloaf look tasty...first, throw it inside the icky-est garbage. Leave it there for a month. Then pick it out, and it's yum-yum...

Beef steak

[tengaku squared 291]

Beef steak. Ahh...I love that.

Anyway, you throw in freezer until frozen. Serve raw. Yes!

Pot roast.

[Noir 19]

Instead of using a pot, use a roast! (Does that work?)

Pie.

[tengaku squared 291]

Simple. Pie. Yeah. I got this.

So, anyway you do this to your pie -->

Cereal

[Noir 19]

Eat with chopsticks. (Does that work? xD)

Spaghetti.

[tengaku squared 291]

Instead of noodles, use icky worms (does anyone get the reference?)

Instant Ramen

[Orangeburst 19]

Don't pour hot or boiling water! Just add some ice and it's ready to eat!!!!

Burito(is that how you spell it?)

[HennyAng 4]

instead of wrapping it with a wheat flour tortilla, wrap it with a book paper

sushi

[Inspector Gin 45]

Instead of dip your sushi in to soysauce dip it in to bleach and then eat it.

Pizza

[tengaku squared 291]

Throw in oven until it burns.

And didn't we already do this?

Cheesecake

[Noir 19]

Cheesecake - a cake with a huge cheese on top!

Wafer.

[tengaku squared 291]

Set on fire. Place in bucket of oil. Serve before oil canister burns completely down and house catches on fire.

Human.

[Noir 19]

Cut the neck. Go through his insides. Eat it from there. And poof, nothing's left... but the delicious blood left to drink on the floor.

Bread of Blood

[tengaku squared 291]

Simple. Overtime in the oven or even better...flamethrower.

Cheese Fondue.

[IdentityUnknown 216]

5-Step Recipe for Cheese Fondue:

1. Mix oil into cheese and drop into large pot of mayonnaise.

2. Add one bottle of vinegar into "cheese".

3. Put pot into freezer (leave there for 3 hours). Then take it out and let it thaw.

4. Melt random scraps of metal and toss in pot when "cheese" is finished thawing.

5. You have your wonderful cheese fondue!

(Am I doing this correctly? I'm not sure...)

Dumplings.

[tengaku squared 291]

Do not fry or steam, but sit on while frozen. Throw in toilet (preferably a used one) to thaw. Take out with tweezers and serve.

Turkey.

[IdentityUnknown 216]

Stuff with cotton and dog poop. Serve with steamed cheese fondue (see recipe above)

[Misaki-chan 164]

You forgot a food.