tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I load into bottle cap gun. I shoot at your head, which causes you to fall off a cliff. Aww, come on. I thought no one reads that stuff. A turkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 It pecks you to death. Your avatar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 It confuses you. While you are distracted, I kill you. Knife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 *slice* *Mohorovicic falls to ground with cut in neck* Whiteboard marker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I hit you with whiteboard marker till you die. A microwave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 You stare at the popcorn I put in it for too long. You get delirious and I kill you with a metal pole. Magnifying glass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I amplify the sun's ray through it, burn your eye right off. You die of hemmorage. Skyscraper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 you fall off it a 15cm ruler Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 *sharpens ruler and stabs* Backpack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I kill you with it by stuffing it full of bricks. Feather. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 you choke on it you die a 3DS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I trap you in it and you get murdered. Brutally. Short strand of hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 you swallow it you die CDs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I play heavy metal. You die from the noise. Folder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I trap you in and throw it into a volcano A DJ set Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Easy. Loud music. Death. Internet Explorer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I cyberbully you and you commit suicide Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 ...I don't use Internet Explorer. Since you didn't give me something to kill you with, I destroy you with a nuke. Plastic cup. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I dunk into tea and you die of heat Coffee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Too hot. You die. Lemon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 you die from sourness Oranji-zu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I repeat it so much you get dizzy. I then stab you with a knife. Fingernail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I pull your heart out, and you die. Shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I fill them up with metal blocks and then crash them against your head. You die. Envelope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 I write you a death threat. You panic and commit suicide. Palm tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites