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How about That awkward moment when the guy you just met on the street five minutes ago tells you that he loves you and asks if you have a boyfriend? (:: :rolleyes:

OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *LMAO

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

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"It kept me words that hurt me, not to speak words that will hurt someone."

"Never forget that the greatest beauty is constructed out of small things!"

"A heavy heart. A tear wanting to leave. A voice wanting to speak."

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Buying a girl chocolate and flowers for what ever reason is sweet, but making her smile, telling her how beautiful she is and telling her how her smile makes your day 10X better. Is priceless!

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"What!? Why are you here. All these interruptions are enough to make one insane. *creepy laugh* Here Take this and leave me to my work! Trouble me no more."

Cookie for those who have a clue where that is from. May be a delayed cookie! XD

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The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

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"What!? Why are you here. All these interruptions are enough to make one insane. *creepy laugh* Here Take this and leave me to my work! Trouble me no more."

Cookie for those who have a clue where that is from. May be a delayed cookie! XD

Diablo I! \o/

Also: XD @IU

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