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"Excretion....poop. You guys like the word poop?"

*class laughs half-heartedly*

"Poop seems to have lost its touch. Oh well. The scientist should have drawn an arrow coming out of the squirrels rear end."

*awkward silence*

"You guys will never forget this lesson now."

 

-My Science Teacher

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"I've heard dreams are the way your head sorts things out...  If that's true, then nightmares must be your head sorting through unpleasant stuff.  Guilty stuff.  The stuff you wish you could take back."

 

-- Shogo Kawada, "Battle Royale" (manga)

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There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.


Winston Churchill

 

That last part hit way too close to home.

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"Nothing is certain. It was a fact that the world was flat. But, How wrong was that?"

+1 right back at ya... going on my wall as a reminder ;) 

 

Here's a definition instead of a quote, forgive me:

Rehabilitation: the restoration of someone to a useful place in society.

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+1 right back at ya... going on my wall as a reminder ;) 

 

Here's a definition instead of a quote, forgive me:

Rehabilitation: the restoration of someone to a useful place in society.

Thanks, but anyway, You just gave me an idea for a new thread lol :P

"Where's the 'good' in 'goodbye'?"

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