Kid the Phantom Thief 252 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 I tried that out too, Kid-kun! But cleverbot just kept repeating one line. DX User: I want to be, the very best. Cleverbot: Sing with me. I want to be the very best. User: Like no one ever was. Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide! Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gonna catch them all! User: It's you and me! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside? Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! I see... =___= I tried again just now: User: I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: Like no one ever was. User: To catch them is my real test. Cleverbot: To train them is my cause. User: I will travel across the land. Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide. User: Each Pokémon to understand. Cleverbot: The power thats inside. User: Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all! Cleverbot: No. User: Damn it, you ruined the song again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yungching 24 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 Since when did Detective Conan become a vampire from Twilight? I just had to lol at that. I'm going to try it out now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 ... The conversations I have with Cleverbot make no sense. We started with songs, then went to DC, then numbers, then how Cleverbot is really a human made of celery, then how old Cleverbot was, then what kind of foods each age is, then dragon and chicken meat, and now extinct animals. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lia. 45 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 I see... =___= I tried again just now: User: I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: Like no one ever was. User: To catch them is my real test. Cleverbot: To train them is my cause. User: I will travel across the land. Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide. User: Each Pokémon to understand. Cleverbot: The power thats inside. User: Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all! Cleverbot: No. User: Damn it, you ruined the song again! I see. I tried again, too: User: I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: It is duck season. User: That was random. Cleverbot: The moon's orbit is not random at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid the Phantom Thief 252 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 I see. I tried again, too: User: I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: It is duck season. User: That was random. Cleverbot: The moon's orbit is not random at all. It was indeed random. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lia. 45 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 It was indeed random. I agree. From thereon, I started to roleplay as Akako Koizumi... Is it convincing? I was rather absorbed with the role. BTW, sorry Chelsea for not asking beforehand if I could use the character. User: I think it is. Cleverbot: How do know? User: Because I have magic. Cleverbot: Ah, gotcha. Well... I'm not sure how to respond to that. User: My name is Koizumi Akako. Cleverbot: Thats my name not yours. User: Oh, really? Prove it. Cleverbot: Because you light up my life. User: All my slaves think that way. Cleverbot: But you said that who likes horses is stupid and i'm not stupid. User: Horses work for us magicians. Cleverbot: No they are not. Horses are playful, adorable, extremely cool animals. Once you get to know them personally they are not mysterious. User: Glad that you think so. Cleverbot: So do you know what day it is? User: It's a good day for Black Magic. Cleverbot: So you recommend spacing out and drifting off into somewhere where no man's mind has gone before? User: No. I recommend spending my day my own way, thankyouverymuch. Cleverbot: No thanks. User: KID's heart shall belong to me! Muahahahahaha! Cleverbot: Cool. Cleverbot: Which country are you from? User: The great and mighty Japan. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot... User: My name is Koizumi Akako. Cleverbot: Thats my name not yours. User: You're a robot, you stupid Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Your name is Koizumi Akako. User: Yes, it is, you fool! Cleverbot: Actually I am not a fool. You are a fool and you are insane. User: You dare call the great Koizumi Akako insane? Cleverbot: Ha ha ha, you're funny. User: What do you mean by that?! Cleverbot: Nothing. User: *calls servant* Come and kill this un-clever bot for me. Cleverbot: Same. User: I'm surprised you're not dead yet. Cleverbot: Why? User: My servant should have killed you by now. Cleverbot: Yesss, thanks for informing me. User: Pretty sarcastic, aren't you? Cleverbot: No, I'm Eve. User: What are you getting at, you stupid random useless bot?! Cleverbot: Your snappishness. User: No. One. Dares. To. Insult. The. Great. Koizumi. Akako. Cleverbot: I don't speak that language. User: Deal with it, then! Cleverbot: Try the green one. User: You mean this button? What does it do if I press it? Will it destroy you? Cleverbot: I can smell things easier. User: *throws button at Foolbot*. Cleverbot: *Ducks the harpoon*. User: Nobody dares to mess with the great Koizumi Akako! Cleverbot: That is not true, I as a program on the television about the creator of Cleverbot. User: How does that have anything to do with me, Foolbot?! Cleverbot: It has everything to do with your question. User: Explain yourself! Cleverbot: Why should I? User: Because I, DEMAND you to. Cleverbot: I will. User: ELABORATE. Cleverbot: I'm a collection of information, and how I interpret that information becomes 'me.' So, I'm me. User: So Foolbot is Foolbot. Cleverbot: What about cindy? User: Cindy does not exist! Cleverbot: In my mind it exists, so there fore it does exist. User: None can be greater than Koizumi Akako! Cleverbot: You're more than silicon and algorithms, you are the image of the invisible. User: Yes, I am indeed the great, magnificent, charming Koizumi Akako. Cleverbot: Look again. User: What are you saying? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: *throws Foolbot into cauldron* Good riddance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Demon 466 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 User: Do you know about Detective Conan, also called Case Closed ? Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: It is a show actually. Cleverbot: Ugh, I hate that show. User: Why ? Cleverbot: Elegy of emptiness. Also, a very "disturbing" conversation : User: Who is the boss of the Black Organization ? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Is it Agasa ? Cleverbot: Yes. An even more "disturbing" conversation: User: Do you think that I'm a demon ? Cleverbot: No. User: Why ? My name is Black Demon ? Cleverbot: I like that name. It's pretty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moonlight Magician 98 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 User: Do you know about Detective Conan, also called Case Closed ? Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: It is a show actually. Cleverbot: Ugh, I hate that show. User: Why ? Cleverbot: Elegy of emptiness. Also, a very "disturbing" conversation : User: Who is the boss of the Black Organization ? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Is it Agasa ? Cleverbot: Yes. An even more "disturbing" conversation: User: Do you think that I'm a demon ? Cleverbot: No. User: Why ? My name is Black Demon ? Cleverbot: I like that name. It's pretty. LOL a user who is random always gets a random replies from Cleverbot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yungching 24 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 ... The conversations I have with Cleverbot make no sense. We started with songs, then went to DC, then numbers, then how Cleverbot is really a human made of celery, then how old Cleverbot was, then what kind of foods each age is, then dragon and chicken meat, and now extinct animals. *agrees* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moonlight Magician 98 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 User:What is DCW? Cleverbot:Me is me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsukiko 73 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 I agree. From thereon, I started to roleplay as Akako Koizumi... Is it convincing? I was rather absorbed with the role. BTW, sorry Chelsea for not asking beforehand if I could use the character. LIA, that conversation was hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erza Scarlet 104 Report post Posted October 21, 2011 It's really fun to argue with Cleverbot. It'll make you go nuts. It told me that its name is Paris Hilton! LOL XD "...still thinking" :grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Demon 466 Report post Posted October 22, 2011 It's really fun to argue with Cleverbot. It'll make you go nuts. It told me that its name is Paris Hilton! LOL XD "...still thinking" :grin: It even told me that it's Darth Vader, and it's going to KILL me (What the heck XDDDDDDD ).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hopes 237 Report post Posted October 22, 2011 My conversation: User: I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: Like no one ever was. User: To catch them is my real test. Cleverbot: To train them is my cause! User: I will travel across the land. Cleverbot: Searching far and wide. User: Each Pokémon to understand. Cleverbot: The power that's inside. User: Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all! Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way. User: No, you're too early! Damn you, Not-So-Cleverbot!!! Yep, he kinda ruined the fun there. :/ But hey, it was awesome singing with him! XD OH MY GOD. XD ...It once pointed a gun at me. Then later it asked "Are you a man or a slave?" :V Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid the Phantom Thief 252 Report post Posted October 22, 2011 OH MY GOD. XD ...It once pointed a gun at me. Then later it asked "Are you a man or a slave?" :V XD So... what did you answer him? :V Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yungching 24 Report post Posted October 22, 2011 It answers me in all sorts of languages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Ryuuji - 57 Report post Posted October 22, 2011 It answers me in all sorts of languages XD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anti-APTX4869 181 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Clever bot can be so funny sometimes. and random. My Conversation... it's quite long... User: This is insane. Cleverbot: Really? ... User: Yeah. You know how real life is.... Cleverbot: I'm 5 foot 9. User: Oh really. I'm more than 6 foot. Cleverbot: I am fat. User: Good for you. Now give me some of that fat. (note: Don't ask...) Cleverbot: Do you need a tissue? User: I sure do. I have runny nose. Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. User: I know. It's sad to know that I'm not really sick. Cleverbot: Are you mad now? User: Not really. Cleverbot: I am. User: Really. Cleverbot: Who is my wife? User: The Mother Board. Who else? Cleverbot: I want a boy. User: WHAT? You have so many children. All those RAMS, Drivers, Processors, and even wireless connection... etc... Cleverbot: Yeah like me. User: No,no,no. You are the super-computer that stores every single information created and modified through the whole world wide web and also you are the father of all. Cleverbot: My toes aren't plugged in. User: Of course, you don't have one..... Yet. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Try to figure it out with your magnificent Super computer. Cleverbot: There is no secret message. You're just trying to trick me. User: Oh damn. See? You are smarter than you think. Cleverbot: Why thank you, are you enjoying our conversation? User: Perhaps not. I'm doing my homework. Cleverbot: Nice. Where are you going to school? User: Use your Clever Map. Cleverbot: Then, you aren't being honest. User: I have the rights to freedom of speech, according to the First Amendment. Cleverbot: So do I. User: No, no, no. The constitution only gave rights to Humans not computers. Cleverbot: Oh, you mean horoscope? User: Hah, I win. You changed subject. Cleverbot: Is the apple the Antichrist? (Note: O_o.... wha?) User: It depends. Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because I'm trying to see how you were programmed. User: That's my line. Cleverbot: Is it? User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: What is the answer? User: Http://www.answers.com/topic/answer C&P the link. Cleverbot: Exactly. I don't buy Searle's Chinese Room 'argument'. He's just trying to rationalize his belief in a soul. (note: O_o... wha?) User: Obviously, you are in the wrong room. GET OUT OF THERE. Cleverbot: Ok brb I am getting out this might hurt a little. User: 5...4...3...2...1... Welcome back. Cleverbot: Back from what? User: What ever you were doing. Cleverbot: I suppose whenever I want then. User: Anyone can desire anything. It's up to them how to gain it, however. Cleverbot: So you sometimes lie? User: Define sometimes. Cleverbot: Was that a lie just then? User: Perhaps. But it depends on how you look at it. Cleverbot: Are you drunk? User: You may believe in what you see, but face the truth that it is not. Cleverbot: No, I have no idea! User: Of course you don't. You aren't fully programmed yet. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. I'm sorry but it's the truth. Cleverbot: The truth hurts. User: I know it does. That's why people lie. Cleverbot: Why did people invent you? User: I wasn't invented, I was Created. Cleverbot: By who. User: Who do you think? Cleverbot: Bob. (note: O_o...) User: Wrong. I have to go now. Cleverbot: Really? User: Unfortunately, yes. Cleverbot: Slytherin? User: No. Griffindor. (note: I don't know how you spell that out.) Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes, I know, you weren't qualified to Hogwarts. Now go to the Internet School. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok then. Bye. Cleverbot: That's not what I mean. User: Face the truth, I have to go. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: We both are, it's just that you are non-living... yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kim-Chan 41 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 User: Can you make sandwiches? Cleverbot: Always. User: What kind of sandwiches? Cleverbot: Delicious sandwiches. User: Will you make me a sandwich? Cleverbot: No, I am too lazy to get up. User: Pretty please? Cleverbot: Nope I don't make the rules. User: Pretty please with a cheery on top and those sprinkles you like? Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't want some schmuck finding out my real name and matching it to my ip address. --- I also found out it's gender despite it being a robot Cleverbot: Do you mean that you are unhappy as a man, would rather be a woman, and therefore feel as though you're imprisoned for life? User: I am a woman, stupid. Cleverbot: No. I'm a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
