Christmas Songs

[Cindy-Chen 82]

Well, I think this is where I should put this.....

It's like a different version of Jingle Bells...many of you guys may have heard of it.

Dashing through the snow,

On a pair of broken skis.

Crashing into objects,

Smashing into trees.

The snow is turning red,

I think I'm almost dead,

I woke up in the hopistal

with stitches in my head.

Oh 9-1-1, 9-1-1

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So here's another version for Deck the Halls:

Deck the halls with poison ivy

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

'Tis the season to be naughty

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Break a window, pop a tire

Fa la la, fa la la, la la la

Set your teacher's hair on fire

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

:) :) :) :)

[TheBlackTac 70]

What's the point of this topic? Post a Christmas songs?

[IHKF 23]

I hope that's what this thread is for. ^^' Sorry if it isn't. :oops:

This song is really funny and I figured I'd share it if that's what this thread is for. :grin:

[Cindy-Chen 82]

Yeah, if anyone knows funny Christmas songs, please post!

[AokoNakamori 24]

jingle bells, shotgun shells, granny got a gun, pulled the trigger, shot a digger in 1941

[Cindy-Chen 82]

Who repped me? :V

Credit goes to Achmed the Dead Terrorist!(Kind of inappropriate)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

Dashing through the sand,

with a bomb strapped to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B,

that's when I got should in the a**

by the U.S. Military.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

mine blew up you see,

where are all the virgins that

Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done,

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it is much safer

as a convenient store night's clerk.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead,

or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

[IHKF 23]

Who repped me? :V

Credit goes to Achmed the Dead Terrorist!(Kind of inappropriate)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

Dashing through the sand,

with a bomb strapped to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B,

that's when I got should in the a**

by the U.S. Military.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

mine blew up you see,

where are all the virgins that

Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done,

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it is much safer

as a convenient store night's clerk.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead,

or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

... My new favorite song of all time. :grin:

[Lia. 45]

Who repped me? :V

Credit goes to Achmed the Dead Terrorist!(Kind of inappropriate)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

Dashing through the sand,

with a bomb strapped to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B,

that's when I got should in the a**

by the U.S. Military.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

mine blew up you see,

where are all the virgins that

Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done,

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it is much safer

as a convenient store night's clerk.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead,

or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

One of my personal favorites. :grin:

Here's one I remembered from long ago. It's pretty childish.

Jingle bells, batman smells

robin laid an egg

batmobile lost its gears

and joker ran away.

I heard this one from my brother and CF:

Joy to the world, Barney is dead

We barbequed his head!

What happened to his body?

We flushed it down the potty

Round and round it goes

and round and round it goes

and then no more Barney ever again.