A petition for cats to have wheelchairs

[Guest Hajime Kindaichi]

As of right now Cats do not have the rights to own wheelchairs in the following countries:

All of North America

All of south America

All of Asia

All of Europe (except for Finland)

Please help prevent racism against cats and allow them to own wheelchairs.

[Aeyra 260]

Racism against cats? Really? You can't be racist about a species that's not your own! I'm not even sure if you're being serious or if you're joking.

There is no logical reason behind a cat owning a wheelchair. For one, they can't roll themselves around, two, you'd have to strap the cat in in order for it to stay on, three, animals don't really have the right to own property in our society (if the owner gives the cat a wheelchair, I have no qualms, but who would do that is beyond me.), and there several other reasons I could list but that would go on allllll night.

Point is: Giving a cat a wheelchair is ridiculous. Just like giving a rooster a diamond. Not being racist, just quoting, but Shakespeare also said it well, "A jewel in an Ethiop's ear."

[Sakila 88]

You can't be racist towards cats. A cat does not have a race, does it?

"A jewel in an Ethiop's ear."

I don't get what this has to do with it.....exactly...explain please?

[Aeyra 260]

You can't be racist towards cats. A cat does not have a race, does it?

I don't get what this has to do with it.....exactly...explain please?

The quote means that the person won't appreciate the value of a jewel. A cat will not appreciate the wheelchair.

[Sakila 88]

The quote means that the person won't appreciate the value of a jewel. A cat will not appreciate the wheelchair.

I always thought it just described Juliet's beauty.

[Southpaw 61]

This topic is so absurd... I am sorry, but I'm gonna lock the thread