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Granted but they're all spamming links to porn site and ads about viagra.

I wish the internet would just accept that there's nothing wrong with my penis.

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Granted, the internet accepts, but absolutely no human being does. Only the internet, MEN.

I wish I had one lady to spend my entire life with.

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Granted, but your life-span will only last for the next five minutes...

I wish that I had the powers that those people have on the state-farm commercials... (ex: "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE! ...with a new[fill here with desire])

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Granted, but your life-span will only last for the next five minutes...

Wow, that's something that actually WOULD happen to me.

Anyway, granted, but your victory isn't recorded in history, and no one cares because you only won by default since everyone forgot to go to the championship.

I wish I wasn't so unlucky, and was actually lucky.

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Granted, so we are all ignorant idiots, civilization goes in the wrong direction and thanks to your selfish wish, we are back at the stone age.

I wish all people were nice, and minded their own business.

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I don't want a friend, I want a girl. Granted, and then I kill him/her and his/her stupid Marco the retard goose.

I wish I was armed to the teeth with weapons. (not literally)

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