Dick75 1 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted all the wishes of the world come true and everyone keeps wishing and wishing and in order to counter all the good energy in the world a beast rises a beast that cannot be destroyed by wishes and it destroys us all. i wish that I could be transported into a different world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted. You are transported into the world of One Piece during the Whitebeard War and you are immediately killed. I wish that diamante poems weren't so annoying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted, but poems themselve become annoying... I wish that I wasn't so hungry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid the Phantom Thief 252 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted, but now you're thirsty! I wish that everyone'd worship me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted, it lasted for about .00001 seconds... I wish that I had Sony Vegas 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish someone else was on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dw5chaosfan 8 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted-me. I wish that I can just screw the projects and homework. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted. You get a dozen tests a day. I wish that more of the Gamers would come online. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted the gaming community in a bizarro (he said with no sarcasm) event is now filled with racist moronic frat boys. I wish overconfident self entitled stupid dickheads didn't exist in the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 ? Erm, granted, but then you replaced them. I wish that the day was 48 hours long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted, but nobody gets enough sleep and they're all cranky I wish that I didn't get so obsessed with awesome songs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dw5chaosfan 8 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted. You get a dozen tests a day. I wish that more of the Gamers would come online. I don't really care about tests I just want to screw the projects and HW because I fail at them. I rarely get below an 85 on tests. Cammy3131, granted. You are now officially obsessed with the worst card game in the world-magic. I wish that I can use the school computer for more time here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid the Phantom Thief 252 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 granted, but only for a sec more I wish that I could manipulate time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dw5chaosfan 8 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 Granted, Dialga then eats you for manipulating his realm. I wish I always have INFINITE HEALING MOTHER F***ER on my side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish that my brother would stop stealing the computer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. I run away with your computer. I wish that there was something good to eat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dw5chaosfan 8 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted-cake as a desert after you were forced to fill your stomach with bad tasting shit. I wish that I'm not the only one home right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. Your siblings were, and they just stole your computer from you. I wish that the dumb internet would load properly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted, but then the power goes out I wish that I could be up north with my bestie right now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. She (I'm assuming your friend's a girl) slaps you in the face because she thinks you did something wrong. I wish that this wish was never corrupted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 We're sorry... your wish can not be granted at this time. Please call our second number a 1-800-COR-RUPT ...we will be happy to answer your call in about *Recorded voice* -1,073 years- thank you for your service... I wish that Sasuke would go back to Konoha in the end of Naruto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. You never find out. I wish my sister would stop annoying me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dw5chaosfan 8 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. moho then starts annoying you. I wish I can stay here an hour longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cammy3131 20 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted, but your wipe out her existence by doing so... I wish that I could use ninjitsu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 9, 2011 Granted. moho then starts annoying you. I wish I can stay here an hour longer. WHAT?! MOHOROVICIC?! Granted, but your wipe out her existence by doing so... I wish that I could use ninjitsu Granted, but I defeat you in .000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. I wish that somebody else would come online.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites