J3nny 22 Report post Posted December 9, 2010 There was no hill because you destroy it by setting off a bomb. you walk away with sadness. I called my agents, lawyer, artichecture to build me a new hill. I am QUEEN of the HILL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar Akai 65 Report post Posted December 10, 2010 I bribed your workers to kill you , which they eventually did. I am the King of the hill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reiena-chan 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 I discreetly took the hill away without anyone noticing.. and went somewhere in Southpole ...and placed it there .... After that .. I hired professional assassins who'll kill at my command so that no one can get the Hill !! I am the QUEEN of the HILL ... but when I knew that it was a golden hill ... I gave it to charity ... then they destroyed the golden hill so that it can be converted into money ... but the people still called me QUEEN of the HILL ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar Akai 65 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 I hire the AFD to haunt you and you commited suicide. I am the king of the hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 While you weren't noticing, I knocked you out, placed you into a large package, gave the package to UPS, and sent you off to Alaska. Mailing Label: From: (this part is blotted out) To: Alaska Description: Nothing particularly important. You may turn upside down if necessary. Ignore any strange movements of package. Special Directions: Land the plane in the middle of Alaska, and throw the package outside. Leave. I am the king of the hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheesus 6 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 I hire a goon to tie you up in the back of a van and drive into a burning building where the car blew up and just to make sure i fired a nuke at the building I am the king of the hill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 16, 2011 You are arrested for illegal use of nukes. Just to be safe, I "rescue" you from the authorities and throw you into the ocean. I am the king of the hill! (Recovering from nuke injuries) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 Because no one posted here for a long time, I stayed on the hill and withered and died. But then, a bright light enveloped me and I WAS REBORN! So, I went back up and claimed my hill. Again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 I was bored, so when you were sleeping, I kicked you off the hill and now it is mine! Mwahahah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 I had a proxy pylon nearby and I built a bunch of stalkers that shot you to death, the hill is mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 I had a MINIGUN hidden near by so I shot you with it and now the hill is mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 ... ... ... I simply rolled you down the hill and now I am queen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 Like I said in my previous post, the mine on the hill went off because you claimed it. Because of the kinetic force of the explosion, you fly half way across the globe. While you have fun flying hazardously at several speeds over the speed of the average commercial plane, I, who safely survived the explosion with armor, take off my armor and climb back up the hill. My hill! MY HILL! I am the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uote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I flew back on a fighter jet and shot you off the hill. Now hands off my hill! I am the ultimate ruler! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 My machine gun turrets activate and massacre you until you are just pieces among bullets. I take your remains and place them in an iron coffin, then sink it in the deepest part of the ocean. I claim my hill. My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the hill! P.S: Don't activate my little surprise I installed. It is a bomb that activates when someone claims the hill after me. =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I was saved by a magical dolphin who killed you cuz he's a nice dolphin. Now leave my hill. *shoos Mohorovicic away* I am the queen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 The bomb I mentioned in my post went off, killing both you and the dolphin. I claim the hill! My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the hill! 01001001001000000110100101101110011100110111010001100001011011000110110001100101011001000010000001100001001000000111001101100101011011100111001101101111011100100010000001101111011011100010000001110100011010000110010100100000011010000110100101101100011011000010000001110100011010000110000101110100001000000110000101100011011101000110100101110110011000010111010001100101011100110010000001110111011010000110010101101110001000000111001101101111011011010110010101101111011011100110010100100000011000100110010101110011011010010110010001100101011100110010000001101101011001010010000001100011011011000110000101101001011011010111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110100001101001011011000110110000101110001000000101010001101000011001010010000001110011011001010110111001110011011011110111001000100000011000010110001101110100011010010111011001100001011101000110010101110011001000000110000100100000011011000110000101110011011001010111001000101101011001010111000101110101011010010111000001110000011001010110010000100000011100110110000101110100011001010110110001101100011010010111010001100101001011000010000001110111011010000110100101100011011010000010000001100110011010010111001001100101011100110010000001100001011101000010000001110100011010000110010100100000011010000110100101101100011011000010110000100000011000110110111101101101011100000110110001100101011101000110010101101100011110010010000001100001011011100110111001101001011010000110100101101100011000010111010001101001011011100110011100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110100001101001011011000110110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100011011011110110111001110100011010010110111001100101011011100111010000100000011010010111010000100000011010010111001100100000011011110110111000101110 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I disabled the bomb and came back with a magic tiger. Then it ripped you to pieces and is now guarding my hill. It's invincible to explosions and guns. It's my hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 Oh...invincible to explosions and guns? How about the satellite that I pointed at the hill? FIRE! (Yes, I mentioned this in binary) It blasts the hill, you, the tiger, and the continent on which the hill resides on. All are blasted to bits. I, who resided on another continent, made another hill, much grander and larger. I claim it! My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I ask Kaitou Kid to steal the hill from you and he did. Then I stole it from him. It's now mine! Come and get it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I steal it from you. My hill! I am the KING of the hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I kick you off the top of it and watch you scream as you fall one thousand feet down. Happy flying. It's my hill now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 You thought that was me?! That was a decoy that you kicked down. I emerge from underground and throw you off the hill! My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the hill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 What you didn't know is that the hill you were standing on was actually an alternate reality in which the hill is actually a large tiger and he doesn't like it when people stand on him. I watch the tiger eat you through my dimension projector as I sit quietly on the my hill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites