tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 I emerge from the alternate reality as a cyborg. I manage to reverse engineer your dimension projector, and make it so that it becomes a warp gate between two realities. I take you from the hill, throw you into the warp gate, and close the gate. My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 After landing on an alternate earth I take it over using my bravado and cunning wit. The people both fear me and respect me. I rebuild my dimension gate but I take my time. I invade other dimensions for practice. Then after dominating over 50 realities I come back to the hill and murder you. Me and my army plan our next move on my hill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 My emergency life-saving mechanism activates, barely saving me from total death. While you plan your move, I fully recover and strike a deal with the Koopa King, Bowser. In exchange for killing Mario (which I did) and kidnapping Peach, I now have Bowser's full armada of almost infinite numbers. I march onto the hill and kill you and your army with my new army. Then, I activate the dimension gate that you left behind, and throw the remains of your army and you into the Nether Zone, where nothing can exit once it enters. After that, I use Magikoopas to seal the dimension gate and destroy it. My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the HILL! BTW, Bowser's army still serves me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 I free dick75, we take control of Bowser's army, and then kill you. And then I kill him for good measure. It's MY HILL! Get it right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 There was an earthquake on the hill, which made you fall and hit your head on a rock and die. Not long latter I come and take over :grin:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 The volcano next to the hill erupted, killing you. The hill is now MINE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Because Aeyra did not notice a second eruption, she was buried by volcanic ash and the hill was lost forever. I recover Aeyra's dead body, then place a hill on top of the body. I claim the new hill! It's mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Suddenly, a boulder comes flying out of the hill and kills you. The boulder was commanded by my magical powers. It's MY hill now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 My emergency life-saving mechanism activates again, barely saving me from total death. While you stay on the hill, I fully recover and strike a deal with the Koopa King again, Bowser. In exchange for killing Mario (who somehow got reborn) and kidnapping Peach (who somehow managed to escape), I now have Bowser's full armada of almost infinite numbers. Again. I march onto the hill and kill you and your army with my new army. My hill! MY HILL! I am the KING of the HILL! BTW, Bowser's army still serves me. Again. Under my undying rule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Did you just copy and paste? First, I destroyed your life saving thingies and then used magic to teleport Bowser's army into another dimension. Then, I killed you with a chainsaw and left all your body parts 1000 miles apart from each other in volcanoes, mountains, abysses, oceans, etc. It's MY HILL! NOBODY TOUCH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 15, 2011 When you noticed you replied to my copy and pasted post, it was too late! You were in the past, right in the way of my satelitte! My body parts miraclously came together with advanced matter technology and I reformed! Good bye. I create yet another hill and claim it! MY HILL! I am the KING of the HILL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted March 15, 2011 Not realizing I am unable to die and am petty and spiteful you foolishly blow shoot the satellite. But my body reemerges from the ground behind you. I grab you by the throat and slowly feel you die in my hands. I feel kind of bad about it but you started it when you blew up and replaced my hill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 20, 2011 My upgraded life-saving mechanism once again saves me from death. I strike a deal with the Borg, which send forces to imprison you in the cold depths of the corner of the universe. MY HILL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 20, 2011 i hire the BO to kill you. Then I eliminate them from the world. It's my hill! MINE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 21, 2011 I "borrow" Conan's gadgets, knock you to sleep, send a high-power soccer ball towards your face (which blasts you out of this universe), and stick a flag on the hill. IT IS MY HILL!!! MINE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick75 1 Report post Posted March 21, 2011 After much deliberation I come up with a plan that's as elegant as it is clever. I throw a grenade on the hill and it blows you up. I climb up and proudly proclaim, "This is my hill!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 I decide to dress up as a sheet ghost and you run off of the hill in fear. ^-^ My hill. Happy early Halloween. I have nukes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 I ask Conan to bring the Grim Reaper. Aeyra runs off in fright. From then on, the Grim Reaper moves around the hill, guarding it from any attack. IT'S MY HILL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 I bring the power of GOD to the hill, causing the Grim Reaper to go away in fear. tonsostuff/IdentityUnknown shrivels up from the brilliance of the power and dies. I claim the hill! MY HILL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 God decided I was a good person, so he resurrected me. I return with God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and the angels and they avenge me. THIS IS MY HILL, MOHOROVICIC!!! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STEAL IT AGAIN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 I steal your hill, then banish God and company with the power of the Olympian gods. My hill! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 The Olympian gods fear the one and only God. God destroys the Olympian gods once and for all. Then, he puts up a barrier that prevents Mohorovivic from ever doing the same thing again. MY HILL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 I steal your hill. It is my hill now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 ... I apply for a refund. There's only one hill. The company gives me my hill back. It's my hill, Mohorovicic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 23, 2011 I push you off the hill. It is my hill now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
