Go Go Korogo 2 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it? Your gif improve your joke. I like what I see than what I read. My isn't as good as your. Hopefully it will be with gif. A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, ;-) "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." :shock: Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." :wink: 3rd guy walks in for his interview. :cool: The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :geek: The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." The interviewer says, :-o "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" :-D 3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." txt out 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Your gif improve your joke. I like what I see than what I read. My isn't as good as your. Hopefully it will be with gif. A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, ;-) "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :?: The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." :shock: Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." :wink: 3rd guy walks in for his interview. :cool: The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" :geek: The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." The interviewer says, :-o "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" :-D 3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 From a fanfic: (not mine) Bartender- What will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin turns away Bartender- Sorry, I missed that, what will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin- mutters while turning back One more time, you fat b-stard, one more- Bartender- unable to resist Brandy? Vodka- Gin! Gin- shoots Vodka 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 From a fanfic: (not mine) Bartender- What will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin turns away Bartender- Sorry, I missed that, what will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin- mutters while turning back One more time, you fat b-stard, one more- Bartender- unable to resist Brandy? Vodka- Gin! Gin- shoots Vodka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kirite 23 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 From a fanfic: (not mine) Bartender- What will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin turns away Bartender- Sorry, I missed that, what will you be having? Vodka- Gin. Gin-turning What? Vodka- Nothing. Gin- mutters while turning back One more time, you fat b-stard, one more- Bartender- unable to resist Brandy? Vodka- Gin! Gin- shoots Vodka That is from Xlater's fic "What would never say but should say". Which you all should read since it's hilarious! www. fanfiction.net/s/3104105/1/What_would_never_say_but_should_say (take away the space) From fanfic: Kudo is comparing notes with Kuroba Shinichi: Okay, We are both fixated on one subject... Kaito: ...that our fathers are better than us at... Shinichi: ...and a criminal organization... Kaito: ...who wears monochromatic uniforms... Shinichi: ..and seeks immortality.. Kaito: ...wants us dead... Shinichi: ...but we keep doing what we do best... Kaito: ...which screws over the father of our best friends... Shinichi: ...who are female... Kaito:...and are childhood friends... Shinichi: ...who looks similar to the other... Kaito: ...and we hide massive secrets from them... Shinichi:...and they would kill us if they knew... Kaito: ...and we use lots of gadgets... Shinichi:...and we know an old man... Kaito:...who knows our secrets... Shinichi:...and is a friend of our fathers... Kaito: ...and we both wear an eyepiece that we really don't need... Shinichi: ...because it helps to hide our identity... Kaito: ...and- I am going to stop right there before I have to expand this section into a whole new fic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeyra 260 Report post Posted April 10, 2011 Did you know 79.203% of statistics are made up on the spot? Three out of two people can't do fractions. ^0^ Credit for those goes to my science teacher. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tna Uchiha 23 Report post Posted April 23, 2011 I don't think it can make you laugh, but I'll try to post it anyways. Sorry if it's a bit cheesy . It's taken from the middle school English Exam at my country. A tiger once caught fox while hunting for food. The fox was very bold. "I am the king of the forest," he said. But the tiger grew angry and said that he would eat the fox at once. "If you don't believe me, come for a walk with me," answered the fox quite calmly. "You'll soon see whether all the other animals are afraid of me or not." The tiger agreed to go with the fox. When all animals saw them coming, they ran away as fast as they could that made the tiger believed to what he said. He canceled his will to devour the fox. The tiger never found out that the animals were really frightened of him and not the fox. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 23, 2011 Did you know 79.203% of statistics are made up on the spot? Three out of two people can't do fractions. ^0^ Credit for those goes to my science teacher. Lol. My teacher said 97%. My iTouch said 84.95%. A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast. LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anti-APTX4869 181 Report post Posted April 24, 2011 A Joke? Well here is a scientific Joke: Teacher: ANTI-APTX4869, please give us the formula for water... Student: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,and O. Teacher: No, that is not right, ANTI-APTX4869. Student: But you said it was H2O! Teacher: /Facepalm Student: *Le Trolls* and here is History... My history teacher is so old, He teaches from his memory...*Le Trolls* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misaki-chan 164 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 I don't know if you guys will find this funny, but I sure did. (Please note this is a TRUE STORY.) It was French class and my two friends, my enemy, (we have mutual friends, these two being some of those people.) and I were on the floor, lying on our stomachs, and working on our French project. As we were conversing, the enemy started to talk about me, (we used to be friends) so I told her to shut up. She didn't. Then a desk and a bunch of poster paper fell on her. As I said, "Karma!" the teacher told her to pick up the papers. THE END! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anti-APTX4869 181 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 I don't know if you guys will find this funny, but I sure did. (Please note this is a TRUE STORY.) It was French class and my two friends, my enemy, (we have mutual friends, these two being some of those people.) and I were on the floor, lying on our stomachs, and working on our French project. As we were conversing, the enemy started to talk about me, (we used to be friends) so I told her to shut up. She didn't. Then a desk and a bunch of poster paper fell on her. As I said, "Karma!" the teacher told her to pick up the papers. THE END! I lol'ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misaki-chan 164 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 I'm glad you found it funny, Cure-chan. (THIS IS MY NEW NICKNAME FOR YOU!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Smiles 105 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 I have thought of one, i hope it isn't lame: Two girls walk down the lane, heading home. A girl walk past the tree and a lizard dropped down on her arm. She stared, but second girl scream. The lizard jumped off the arm and slithered away. 'Why are you screaming for?' the first girl asked. 'The lizard doesn't like scream, it will make his ears deaf.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anti-APTX4869 181 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 Joke i made in Biology class: Two mushrooms are going on a date. The Guy mushroom told so many jokes, Girl Mushroom said: You are such a Fun guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 Joke i made in Biology class: Two mushrooms are going on a date. The Guy mushroom told so many jokes, Girl Mushroom said: You are such a Fun guy! *facepalms* *headtables* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conanshinichi 15 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 Joke i made in Biology class: Two mushrooms are going on a date. The Guy mushroom told so many jokes, Girl Mushroom said: You are such a Fun guy! I made a similar joke to that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted April 25, 2011 Joke i made in Biology class: Two mushrooms are going on a date. The Guy mushroom told so many jokes, Girl Mushroom said: You are such a Fun guy! *does same thing Pyre did* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detective Rohit 38 Report post Posted May 3, 2011 Okay! I have a really lame one :-o What will you get when a person from Paris, is struck by a lightening? Think.... Keep Thinking..... Use Your Brain..... Its quite simple..... A French Fry!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted May 6, 2011 I got a friend called ANGIE... And another Friend called Vincent FUNG... One day... Some one asked VINCENT how to spell his last name... He said... F.. U.. N.. G.... *We immediately need to call forth rescue team to stop their fight @_@* 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metantei Kiddo 147 Report post Posted June 26, 2011 Funny jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted June 28, 2011 If you don't understand mine you might want to read it aloud Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lia. 45 Report post Posted June 29, 2011 ooh jokes huh? This one is from my youngest brother: THE HOLY WATER There are three men who did something wrong. They all happen to be catholic, so they went to confess to the priest. The first guy went up to the priest and said, 'I lied.' The priest replied to him, 'Go, drink the Holy Water.' So the guy goes off to drink the holy water. The second guy goes up to the priest and said, 'I robbed someone.' The priest replied, 'Go and drink of the Holy Water.' The second guy leaves to drink the holy water. The third guy goes up to the priest and says: I peed in the Holy Water :mrgreen: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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