HalfAngel 28 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 can I ask you guys a question if you're catholic and laughed at this joke does that mean you're crazy? No Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar Akai 65 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 can I ask you guys a question if you're catholic and laughed at this joke does that mean you're crazy? don't think so... So you're a catholic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HalfAngel 28 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 Is that directed to me or blueberry or to me? Also, your signature- it's so big... I don't have a problem with the actual pictures, but it so freakishly big Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar Akai 65 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 ok.. gonna resize it... Both... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HalfAngel 28 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 Well in that case, yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 No good to know guys don't think so... So you're a catholic? yeah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savior 7 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 ? I told two jokes... Did someone edit my post and remove the other one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savior 7 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 You might want to change the 'a man' to two. Lazarus and JESUS were both resurrected from the dead.... That, if you don't count the old Testament ... Right. I just said "a man" because most people only think of Jesus. Besides. I didn't remember it right. I heard it twelve years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 Right. I just said "a man" because most people only think of Jesus. Besides. I didn't remember it right. I heard it twelve years ago. thats because it was an Anti-girls joke so I had to remove it using my special ability here is some things I got from Cheezburger <--- she misspelled swear haha hope you liked them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar Akai 65 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 I don't really get the speak chinese thing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 I don't really get the speak chinese thing.... ha they're talking about a girl in the Chinese restaurant thats why it says good lookiking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 10, 2011 For those who understand bahasa Indonesia: Pada suatu kunjungan di sebuah peternakan yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar untuk keluarga harmonis, seorang Pemandu acara menceritakan bahwa sapi di tempat tersebut sangat sehat dan kuat-kuat. Pemandu :"... Bapak dan Ibu, ini sapi dari New Zealand sangat kuat, sehari bisa 5 kali berhubungan dengan sapi betina" Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol suaminya :".. Tuh.. Pak 5 kali sehari, bisa nggak...?" *Trus lanjut pemandu, Pemandu :"... Bapak dan Ibu, ini sapi Australia lebih kuat lagi, sehari bisa 10 Kali" Ibu-ibu nyenggol lagi suaminya :"Tuh..pak 10 x bayangin.....!!!" Bapak-bapak semakin panas dan tanya kepada pemandu,"Pak... itu 10 kali dengan betina yang sama apa enggak...?" Pemandu :"Ya... beda-beda dong Pak" Bapak-bapak :"Tuh...... Bu, betinanya beda-beda, boleh nggak...??" Are you going to translate it or not? we are waiting.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savior 7 Report post Posted January 10, 2011 thats because it was an Anti-girls joke so I had to remove it using my special ability here is some things I got from Cheezburger <--- she misspelled swear haha hope you liked them So, YOU defied me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 13, 2011 Let me try: A man was driving on a road when his car broke down. He took the car to the nearest car repair shop. The technicians there said, "Come back tomorrow". The man then went to a nearby motel and stayed there for the night. The next day, the man came back to the repair shop, only to find out his car had been towed. He asked the manager, "Why was my car towed?!". The manager replied in a calm manner, "Well, sir, I think we found the problem with your car. You see, we found the gas tank was empty and we're taking it to the nearby gas station to get the car filled up." Don't you just hate those moments? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tantei Shinichi 3 Report post Posted January 14, 2011 Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it? Nice one! A little bit funny but good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rom Yui 16 Report post Posted January 16, 2011 Person 1: Can you tell me how to spell 'funny' ? Person 2: **-- Person 1: What-- !!? Person 2: **- Person 1: OMG !! Person 2: Wha- what's wrong? Didn't you ask me how to spell 'Funny'? Person 1: I did but... Person 2: Then it's F U N N Y. Person 1: Oh . 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 16, 2011 Person 1: Can you tell me how to spell 'funny' ? Person 2: **-- Person 1: What-- !!? Person 2: **- Person 1: OMG !! Person 2: Wha- what's wrong? Didn't you ask me how to spell 'Funny'? Person 1: I did but... Person 2: Then it's F U N N Y. Person 1: Oh . I'm sorry, but I don't get this. Just kidding. It isn't too bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rom Yui 16 Report post Posted January 17, 2011 I'm sorry, but I don't get this. Just kidding. It isn't too bad. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWJXSjRhSiQ :grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpetCrawler 280 Report post Posted January 21, 2011 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Three Brothers An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking." 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpetCrawler 280 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 Did I ever tell you about this one stubborn cow that I know? It's hard to give her advice. It all goes in one ear and out the udder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
