Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 22, 2011 Nonsense Round One Okay, lets play Nonsense game. How to play: The game works like this, we have to talk nonsense. For example: Person 1: a king killed himself because he wanted to become a king. Person 2: I was having fun when someone hit me and I laughed Person 3: a general got up and went in the middle of the battlefield and started dancing How to win this game: In this game there are 3 rounds, to win a round you have to get a staff to post. Round 1: In round 1 you have to get Southpaw to post Round 2: In round 2 you have to get CarpetCrawler to post Round 3: In round 3 you have to get Maurice to post Okay let play. Starter: a man picked up a sword and killed the biggest army in the world while they were watching him do it. I hope you have fun :-D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 22, 2011 I was dancing on an ice floor when the ice froze and I fell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 22, 2011 'My dad died 4 years ago and my mom died 2 years ago, I was so sad since thy died, but now I am happy' said a boy to his teacher. 'Why are you happy now' asked the teacher. 'because have a new born brother' replied the boy. 'Oh, that great' said the teacher with a smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rom Yui 16 Report post Posted January 22, 2011 I killed a man who just cut of my head... True story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 22, 2011 The policeman near my house is deaf. He heard a gunshot and arrested the shooter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hajime Kindaichi Report post Posted January 22, 2011 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 23, 2011 When I dropped ice in the lava, the lava melted.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 23, 2011 My hands got dirty so I cut them off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted January 23, 2011 my pen is not working anymore so I filled out his registration to welfare Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orangeburst 19 Report post Posted January 27, 2011 Me:*says something to my sister* Sister: What? Say it again. Me: It again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 27, 2011 I ordered a general to kill himself, he asked me 'who do you think you are' I replied 'I am your king, now do it' He picked up his gun and pointed it to his head and said 'yes my king' and then shot himself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted January 30, 2011 I cut off the head of a headless man, smashed the legs of a legless man, and tore off the arms of a man without arms... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted January 31, 2011 I asked a cat 'how are you' the cat replied 'I am fine, thank you' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orangeburst 19 Report post Posted February 1, 2011 A pie! A pie! Pie! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted February 1, 2011 I walked up to a dead man. The dead man stood up and said, "How is your day?" That freaked me out, so I killed the dead man... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted February 1, 2011 I gave my cat to Southpaw through the internet... :razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueberry 25 Report post Posted February 16, 2011 I posted in this thread but my post didn't make any sense but I decided to post it anyways since this thread doesn't make any sense either which probably won't make any sense to you or maybe it will if you're used to read posts that make no sense but they make sense to you because you're used to reading nonsense...... after reading this most people would think that its just a post that makes no sense in a thread that makes no sense but the post makes sense because a post in a thread that makes no sense shouldn't make any sense, which makes sense!!! THIS MAKES NO SENSE 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted February 16, 2011 That man is that kid's father and that kid is the father of that man's father and that father never had any sons and his son had no sons and that son had no sons. Do you get what I mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orangeburst 19 Report post Posted February 16, 2011 blueberry, that was hilarious...I almost fell off my chair! I saw that man two seconds ago right in front of me. Then later on I saw him again after a second in the telephone booth. I turned around and saw him again talking to another man who also looked like him. I looked around and saw him everywhere!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted February 20, 2011 The water in my glass melted into ice. I was very sad when it happened, so I broke it (the water) into vapor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noir 19 Report post Posted February 20, 2011 I ate ice cream. And I hope they will not post here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted February 20, 2011 I killed all the members in DCW just by writing their names in my book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noir 19 Report post Posted February 21, 2011 I pressed the lower right part of my screen, and I thought I accidentally closed DCW because if I did, I would have felt dying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Gin 45 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IdentityUnknown 216 Report post Posted March 22, 2011 Stars are evil alien minions that are plotting to take over the world –- that's why they're always in a bunch and our world is a disaster! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
