Misaki-chan 164 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Hi~ *squints eyes* *hugs* *hugs more* How are you? Gah~, gotta go in five minutes... D: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amaranth 52 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Hey... I would not agree with your last part. Here's the proof: "Nobody... ...likes you ...wants to meet you ...wants to chat with you ...wants to befriend you ...cares about you" As taken from your "About me" page. As I read it, you want to chat with others, and your care about others - Right. So - wait, your offline!!! Then you might not read this... Damn... Wow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovestruck 70 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 @Misa Me too, School time ugh, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misaki-chan 164 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 @Misa Me too, School time ugh, I have to go to bed. D: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Good! ^^ And you? Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful. I did start each lesson with: "Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps." Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me: Q: How old are you? A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet. Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps? A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving. Q: Are you going to save me if I drown? A: Just finish 5 laps already! And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim. So, I told him: "If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups." So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him: "OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups." He replied: "What, you were serious?" My response: *stern look* Pretty uneventful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misaki-chan 164 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful. I did start each lesson with: "Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps." Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me: Q: How old are you? A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet. Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps? A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving. Q: Are you going to save me if I drown? A: Just finish 5 laps already! And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim. So, I told him: "If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups." So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him: "OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups." He replied: "What, you were serious?" My response: *stern look* Pretty uneventful. I see. Have to go to bed before my dad catches me. =____= Night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 *hugs more* How are you? Gah~, gotta go in five minutes... D: Im still okay... just that when I saw the mirror, my eye looked swollen Wow. @Misa Me too, School time ugh, Hi aichan~ I have to go to bed. D: D: Bye Misaki Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful. I did start each lesson with: "Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps." Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me: Q: How old are you? A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet. Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps? A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving. Q: Are you going to save me if I drown? A: Just finish 5 laps already! And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim. So, I told him: "If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups." So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him: "OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups." He replied: "What, you were serious?" My response: *stern look* Pretty uneventful. I pity the kids... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amaranth 52 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 I'm tired of waiting for you when you never come... Hey wait, she did! I just didn't catch her. Aww, Cam-chan.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 I pity the kids... :V There was this one class. They couldn't dive. So, I told them: "Since you seem to be unable to dive, I got another plan. How about if I throw you in the water? All of you?" This one kid replies: "Oh, you can't throw me." My response: "Oh, really?" *throws the kid halfway across the pool* The rest of the class's response: O_O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovestruck 70 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 *Disappears* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 :V There was this one class. They couldn't dive. So, I told them: "Since you seem to be unable to dive, I got another plan. How about if I throw you in the water? All of you?" This one kid replies: "Oh, you can't throw me." My response: "Oh, really?" *throws the kid halfway across the pool* The rest of the class's response: O_O What the?! O__O I fear for your kid's future... (If ever you have any) *Disappears* Aichan!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tengaku squared 291 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 What the?! O__O I fear for your kid's future... (If ever you have any) :V I admit, they showed great diving improvements. And I gotta go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amaranth 52 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 *Disappears* *Clings* Oh wait, what's the point in clinging to you? I'm too heavy that I'll probably crush you. *lets go* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 :V I admit, they showed great diving improvements. And I gotta go. Of course... with a devil as a teacher :V See ya Moho-chan~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amaranth 52 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Of course... with a devil as a teacher :V See ya Moho-chan~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samantha 7 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 *reads above posts* ..........Mark, I hope you were joking. ..........I don't think you were joking. ........ LOL that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time :grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 *reads above posts* ..........Mark, I hope you were joking. ..........I don't think you were joking. ........ LOL that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time :grin: LOL Another sadist in the making! >__< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Smiles 105 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 I've been reading up about art of novel writing. All research and notes turn out to be tedious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amaranth 52 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 I feel down today...so I guess that means I have to write? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 I feel down today...so I guess that means I have to write? You know what? I dont know how come but... a story just came onto my mind just like that.... Even though Im not a person who writes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metantei Kiddo 147 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Just write it down you both Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 But Im no good at writing... D: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metantei Kiddo 147 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Who told you that you arent? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief 197 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Me. I told myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metantei Kiddo 147 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 :V Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites