Sherry's soliloquy

Sherry's soliloquy (シェリーのひとりごと ,sherī no hitorigoto) is a collection of comments Gosho Aoyama has Ai Haibara say at the official Detective Conan website, Conan News Agency (こなん通信社). It is unknown when Aoyama first started writing these comments. Some reveal Aoyama's work life or hint at future development of the Detective Conan series, but most simply comment on the most recently published file.

2004

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2004-08-12	???		まったくどいつもこいつも・・・	Good grief, every last one of them…
2004-11-25	???		女は食前酒ってわけかしら？	So women are just apéritifs?

2005

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2005-01-27	???		昔懐かしいドジッ子ね・・・

2006

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2006-04-18	???		全問解けたらニューヨークに行けるのかしら？	I wonder if he’ll be able to go to New York if he answers correctly to all questions?
2006-07-04	???		麻雀っていえば、「アカギ」面白いわよね・・・ アニメは終わっちゃったけど	Speaking of mahjong, “Akagi” is pretty interesting… The anime ended, though.
2006-07-09	???		どうせなら青子ちゃんも出せばいいのに・・・って、根岸君が言ってたわ
2006-07-14	???		ゴロ描き慣れてきたわね・・・	He started to get used to drawing Goro, hasn’t he…

2007

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2007-01-06	???		ヤラレ役なのにカッコつけて出てきたわね・・・	He’s the one who was done in and yet he tries to look cool…
2007-08-02	???		釣りに行く人は気をつけてね！	Be careful when you go fishing!
2007-08-06	???		「恋の軍略」試してみたらどうかしら？	Why don’t you try using “Love’s Strategy”?
2007-10-21	???		相変わらずイラつくわね、高木刑事・・・	As usual, detective Takagi irritates people…
2007-11-11	???	Unavailable	コーヒーっていえば、青山先生は最近コーヒーにはまってるらしいわよ･･･銘柄はやっぱりブルーマウンテンかしら（笑）	Speaking of coffee, apparently Aoyama-sensei is addicted to coffee nowadays… the brand would have to be Blue Mountain, I guess (laughs)

2008

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2008-11-07	???	Unavailable	じゅくじゅくの佐藤刑事も見てみたいわね	I want to see Detective Satou oozing, too, don't you?

2009

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2009-03-31	???		私もイキかけたわ･･･イチローさん（笑）	I almost went too, Ichiro-san (laughs)
2009-05-06	???	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Something about a Conan game)
2009-05-16	691	Unavailable	みんな、子供のころソロバンって習った？	Did everyone learn (how to use) the abacus as a child?
2009-05-25	692	Unavailable	和葉ちゃんはまたおいてけぼり？	Kazuha-chan gets left behind again?
2009-05-30	693	Unavailable	あら、いた・・・。しかも、モテてるかも？	Oh, there you are… And you're popular, too! Maybe?
2009-06-07	694	Unavailable	赤青龍、残念だったわね・・・（リアルでも）・・・	赤青龍 was a disappointment, wasn't it… (in reality, too…)
2009-06-14	695	Unavailable	和葉ちゃんモテるじゃない♥	Kazuha-chan is popular, isn't she♥
2009-06-19	696	Unavailable	私はゴスパンのほうが好みだわ・・・	I prefer Goth punk…
2009-06-26	697	Unavailable	ロリ服も着てみたいかも♥	Maybe I want to wear lolita clothes♥
2009-07-03	698	Unavailable	店員のコ、割とカワイイじゃない♥	That shop assistant is rather cute♥
2009-07-16	699	Unavailable	仕方ないじゃない！サッカー小僧じゃないんだから・・・	What can I do! I'm not obsessed with soccer…
2009-07-26	700	Unavailable	あのキャップちょっと欲しいかも・・・	Maybe I want that cap…
2009-08-02	701	Unavailable	よかった・・・この百貨店に行かなくて・・・	I'm glad I didn't go to this department store…
2009-08-10	702	Unavailable	「変身！！」といえば、全ライダーが映画で集合するらしいわよ・・・	If you say something like "Transform!!", then all the riders will gather in the movie, apparently…
2009-08-16	703	Unavailable	あら、また休みなのね・・・	Oh my, another break?
2009-08-29	704	Unavailable	みんな早く捕まっちゃえばいいのに・・・	It would be great if everyone was captured…
2009-09-11	705	Unavailable	『怪人二十面相の20の犯行ミス』 興味深いわね・・・	Kaijin Niju Menso's 20 Criminal Misses sounds interesting, doesn't it?
2009-09-14	706	Unavailable	あら、面白くなってきたじゃない？	Oh my, things are becoming interesting!
2009-09-21	707	Unavailable	白鳥警部、高木刑事化してるわね・・・	Inspector Shiratori is becoming more like Detective Takagi, isn't he?
2009-10-05	708	Unavailable	ドラゴンスープレックスは禁じ手だから、よい子のみんなは真似しちゃダメよ・・・	The Dragon Suplex is a forbidden move, so you good kids don't imitate it, okay?
2009-10-20	709	Unavailable	あら、英理さんエロいわね♥ って先週フライングしちゃったのよね・・・	Oh my, Eri-san is erotic♥, I went flying last week…
2009-10-24	710	Unavailable	いいな～小五郎さん・・・スッポンポン・・・	How nice! Kogoro-san is energetic…
2009-10-31	711	Unavailable	裸を見たから欲情しちゃったのかしら・・・	I wonder if (?) was aroused, since (?) saw (?) naked…
2009-11-07	712	Unavailable	次郎吉さんと三水吉右衛門と怪盗キッドはセットなのね・・・	Jirokichi-san, Sanzu Kichiemon, and Kaitou Kid come as a set, huh?
2009-11-15	713	Unavailable	「名探偵哀ちゃん」ね！	“Detective Ai-chan”, yes?
2009-11-21	714		ガキね･･･	What a child…
2009-11-28	715	Unavailable	わたしにもモスキート音聞こえてホッっとしたわ・・・	I relaxed, too, when I heard the Mosquito alarm…
2009-12-05	716		「ラブリーみくじ」気になるわね･･･	“Lovely Fortune” is curious, isn't it…
2009-12-12	717		「まさゆきの地図」はゲットできたのかしら？	I wonder if "Masayuki's map" was successfully obtained?
2009-12-24	N/A		どこまでも真っ白な貴方の元へ届くかしら･･･白になりきれない灰色のサンタより	I wonder if this will arrive at your place, where everything is white… From the grey Santa who can’t become completely white

2010

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2010-02-08	722		むきゃー☆シンイチ君に見られた～！（のだめ？）	Whoa☆ (Is it bad that) Shinichi-kun saw me!
2010-02-19	723		プリケツね･･･	Revealed the butt, huh?
2010-02-26	724		風邪には気をつけてね･･･先生も引いてるらしいわよ･･･	Be careful of colds… Sensei has one, apparently…
2010-02-27	725		ジャックな小五郎さん、早くアニメで見たいわね♥	I want to see the Jack (Bauer) Kogoro-san on anime, don't you?
2010-03-05	726		やっぱり由美さんが裏で糸を引いてたのね･･･	As I thought, Yumi-san was pulling the strings from behind the scenes…
2010-03-12	727		みどりさんさすが元ヤン、シビレるわね♥	As expected of a former delinquent, Midori-san makes you quiver♥
2010-03-22	728		カンタービレかしら？	Cantabile, maybe?
2010-03-28	729		この原稿ギリだったのよね･･･	(I) turned this manuscript in at the last minute…
2010-04-03	730		ぎゃぼ☆ 恵君と千秋ちゃんだったのね・・・	Oops☆ It was Megumi and Chiaki, huh?
2010-04-19	731		「龍馬伝」面白いわよね♥	The legend of Ryouma is interesting, isn't it♥
2010-04-25	732		何なのよ、怪盗淑女って！	What is up with the Phantom Lady?!
2010-05-03	733		怪盗淑女気になるわね･･･	The Phantom Lady is curious, isn't she?
2010-05-25	734		リンを犬に塗ったら死んじゃうから真似しないでね･･･	If you coat a dog with phosphorus, the dog will die, so don't imitate this, okay?
2010-05-31	736		１ページ目のおじいちゃん、すごい顔してるけど話と関係ないから気にしないでね･･･	The old man on the first page has quite a face, but he has nothing to do with the story, so don't care about him, okay?
2010-06-10	737		ハチかわいい♥	Hachi's cute♥
2010-06-16	738		ハチが無事でよかった･･･	I'm glad that Hachi is safe…
2010-06-23	???		脱げば玉散る氷の刃ね･･･	A blade that sparkles once it's pulled…
2010-06-25	???		２号も休むなんて、W杯の影響かしら･･･（やるじゃない本田君♥）	Making me rest for two issues, I wonder if this is the World Cup's influence… (good job Honda-kun♥)
2010-07-04	???	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Something about the baumkuchen making Shiho thirsty?)
2010-08-08	743		ついに始まったのね･･･地獄のロンドン編が･･･	It finally begins… the hellish London arc…
Unavailable	744	Unavailable	ラブはゼロ、トンチが利いてるわね…	Love is zero, how quick-witted…
2010-08-30	745	Unavailable	大丈夫、蘭ちゃん足速いから･･･	It will be all right, since Ran-chan can run fast…
2010-09-06	746	Unavailable	蘭ちゃん、逃げて！	Run, Ran-chan!
Unavailable	748	Unavailable	ハーデス…暑くないのかしら？	Isn't Hades hot?
Unavailable	749	Unavailable	ミネルバさんのパンチら見ちゃった♥	I saw Minerva's underwear♥
Unavailable	750	Unavailable	テニスマンガと化してるわね…	This is becoming a tennis manga…
2010-10-02	???		テニスっていえば、伊達さんすごいわね･･･	Speaking of tennis, Date-san is amazing…
Unavailable	???	Unavailable	ミネルバさんのパンチラまた見ちゃった♥	I saw Minerva's panchira again♥
2010-10-16	???	Unavailable	告って逆ギレしてるし…	Got angry after getting confessed, eh?
2010-10-23	???	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Shiho hates static electricity)
2010-12-24	N/A		このまま雪に埋もれたら･･･真っ白な気持ちになれるかしら･･･白になりきれない灰色のサンタより･･･	If (I) get buried in the snow like this… I wonder if I will feel completely white… From the grey Santa who can’t become completely white…

2011

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Approximate Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2011-01-07	755		プラダフォン、そろそろギャラクシーに買い替えようかしら・・・	(I?) wonder if (I?) should buy a Galaxy (Nexus) to replace (my?) Prada Phone…
2011-02-05	764		夜中に本ばっかり読んでるからよ･･･	That's because (you) read only books in the middle of the night…
2011-02-16	766		ラーメンっておいしいけど太るのよね･･･	Ramen's delicious, but fattening…
2011-02-25	768		今週から新しい女の子アシが来るらしいわよ･･･	Apparently, a new female assistant will come this week…
2011-03-04	769	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Something about someone becoming a regular)
2011-03-26	770	Unavailable	アルテイシアだったのね・・・	So it was Artesia..
2011-04-01	771	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Shiho reacts to the panchira)
2011-04-09	772	Unavailable	工藤君、出すぎじゃない？	Kudo-kun, aren't you appearing too often?
2011-06-04	778	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Shiho told Hattori to knock down Shinichi's ego)
2011-06-19	780	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Shiho tries to speak the Kansai dialect)
2011-06-25	781	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Gosho wonders who Sera's voice actor will be)
2011-07-09	783	Unavailable	Unavailable	(Apparently Gosho talked about how Shiho likes to take a bath)
2011-07-16	784		和葉ちゃん炎上してるわね･･･	Kazuha-chan is passionate, isn't she?
2011-07-24	785		えーっ、ここでお休みなの！？	Nooo, a break here?!
2011-08-11	786		高木刑事に聞かれちゃったわね♥	Detective Takagi overheard you by accident, aww♥
2011-08-21	Magic Kaito		とても二十歳には見えないわね、このヒゲオヤジ･･･	This mustache man doesn't look twenty, does he?
2011-08-26	Magic Kaito		６日よ、６日！６にかかったのよ、絵だけで！！	Six days, six days! Just drawing took six days!!
2011-09-03	787		世良ちゃん、最近私より出番多いんじゃない?	Doesn't Sera-chan have more appearances than me these days?
2011-09-10	788		そういえば、佐藤刑事って何歳なのかしら･･･	Now that (I) think about it, how old is Detective Satou?
2011-09-16	789		地デジ化ならではのトリックね･･･	A trick made possible by digitalization above-ground broadcasting, huh…
2011-09-23	790		エモちゃんは風紀委員らしいわよ･･･	Apparently, Emo-chan was a a student in charge of discipline…
2011-09-30	791		婦警さんのパンチラって萌えるわよね♥	A panty shot of a female police officer makes you feel infatuated, doesn't it♥
2011-10-08	792		警察車両盗聴してるけど･･･どうなの？	(Conan) wiretapped a police vehicle… is this okay?
2011-10-21	793		出たわね！！連邦の白い悪魔が･･･	Appeared!! The federation's white devil… (in reference to Amuro Touru's namesake)
2011-10-31	794		探偵だらけね･･･	(This place is) full of detectives…
2011-11-05	795		CVは古谷さんよね・・・？	The CV (character voice) will be Furuya (Tooru, Gundam's Amuro Ray's voice actor), right…?
2011-11-12	796		あのトイレ、もう使うのよそうかしら･･･	(I) wonder if (I) should avoid using that toilet…
2011-11-20	797		世良ちゃん大暴れしそう・・・	Looks like Sera-chan will have a huge fuss…
2011-11-27	798		世良ちゃんはやっぱりコレに乗ってたのね･･･	As I thought, Sera-chan rode on this…
2011-12-09	799		私もiPhoneになるのかしら？「哀」だけに･･･	I wonder if I'll have an iPhone, too? Since I'm "Ai"…
2011-12-17	800		私の哀Phoneベルモットが持ってるじゃない！キ―――ッ！！	Vermouth has my "Ai"Phone! Argh!
2011-12-24	N/A		冬の夜空のままでいたいのに、白雪が黒い気持ちをポカポカさせる･･･黒になりきれない灰色のサンタより･･･	I want the winter night sky to stay, but the white snow gives warmth to my black feelings… From the grey Santa who can’t become completely black…
2011-12-26	801		寒い時期のバーベキューもオツなのよね・・・	Barbecues are awesome during the cold season, too…

2012

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Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2012-01-08	802		新しいプラダフォン博士買ってくれないかしら･･･	I wonder if Hakase will buy me a new Prada phone…
2012-01-21	803		トナカイの着ぐるみちょっと着てみたいかも･･･	I think I might want to wear a reindeer costume…
2012-01-28	804		高木刑事トイレ大丈夫かしら・・・	How is Detective Takagi going to go to the toilet?
2012-02-04	805		みんなトイレの事には触れないのね・・・	No one wants to mention about the toilet, huh…
2012-02-11	806		佐藤刑事の寝顔発言･･･私がいたら鬼のように突っ込んであげるのに！	Detective Sato makes an utterance about (Takagi's) sleeping face… if I was there, I would have joked about it like a ogre!
2012-02-19	807		私も行きたいな、北海道・・・	I want to go to Hokkaido, too…
2012-02-26	808		録画されちゃったわね・・・キスシーン♥	The kiss scene got recorded, oops♥
2012-03-07	809		そんなに驚く事ないじゃない・・・	There's nothing to be surprised here…
2012-03-16	810		今回の容疑者は珍しく、サンデーの編集さんをもじったものらしいわよ・・・	Unusually, the names of suspects this time are puns of the [names of] editors at Sunday, apparently…
2012-03-23	811		あー、ドキドキした・・・	Oh man, my heart was pounding…
2012-04-07	812		歯磨き好きなのね・・・	(He) likes to brush (his) teeth, huh…
2012-04-14	813		雲隠才蔵って・・・♥ 正解は霧隠才蔵！誤植ね(笑)	Kumogakure Saizou, oops… ♥ The correct (name) is Kirigakure Saizou! This is a typo (laughs)
2012-04-21	814		奪衣婆怖っ!!	Datsue-ba (is) scary!!
2012-04-27	815		あ、牙生えた♥	Oh my, a fang grew♥
2012-05-12	816		がんばれ私！	Do your best, me!
2012-05-19	817		探偵事務所のセキュリティめるいわね・・・	The Detective Agency's security is lax, isn't it…
2012-05-25	818		マイケル発見！	Found Michael!
2012-06-03	819		密室なら榎本君の出番よね♥	If it's a locked room, then it's Enomoto-kun's turn♥
2012-06-09	820		名古屋の人逃げて！	Person from Nagoya, run!
2012-06-17	821		やっぱりアルテイシアだったのね・・・	So it was Artesia…
2012-06-23	822		ちょっとちょっと、私どこに行っちゃったの？	Wait wait, where did I end up going?
2012-07-01	823		２ページ目のベタもれ、ヒマな人は塗ってみるのはどうかしら？	Why don't those of you who are not busy try painting the missing part on page 2?
2012-07-06	824		このシリーズ、声優さんのギャラ高そうね・・・	In this series, the pay for the voice actors seems high…
2012-07-21	825		組織にテニス部とかあるのかしら・・・	I wonder if there's a tennis club and such in the organization…
2012-07-27	826		犯人・・・工藤君なんじゃないの！？	The culprit… isn'it it Kudō-kun!?
2012-08-03	827		私、生きてるんだけど・・・	But, I am alive…
2012-08-11	828		亀カワイイ♥	Cute turtle♥
2012-08-25	829		亀心配・・・	I’m worried about the turtle…
2012-09-02	830		亀よかった！	I’m glad the turtle is fine!
2012-09-17	832		「ラブリーミステリー」気になるわね・・・	“Lovely Mystery” seems interesting…
2012-09-23	833		和葉ちゃんのパンツ何色かしら？	I wonder what color Kazuha-chan’s panties are?
2012-10-05	834		バンパイア対シルバーブレッドってわけね・・・	So it's Vampire vs. Silver Bread huh…
2012-10-12	835		ニンニク料理、私ならペペロンチーノかしら？	Food with garlic… I think I’m more of a peperoncino person.
2012-10-20	836		蘭ちゃんエコね・・・	Ran-chan sure is ecological…
2012-10-26	837		蘭ちゃん、うしろうしろ！	Ran-chan, behind, behind!
2012-11-09	838		だまされちゃダメ！ひかるさん絶対バンパイアよ！！	Don’t be fooled! Hikaru-san is definitely a vampire!!
2012-11-18	839		この二人ギョーザ食べすぎなんじゃない？	Aren’t these two eating too much gyōza?
2012-11-23	840		やっぱりね・・・	As I thought…
2012-12-08	841		ちょっとサービスしすぎなんじゃない？	Isn’t there too much fan-service?
2012-12-16	842		アムロならもっと勘を働かせなさいよ！ ニュータイプなんだから・・・	If you’re Amuro then use your perception more! Since he is a Newtype…
2012-12-24	N/A		真っ黒な夜空から舞い降りて手の平の温もりに溶けてしまう無数の白い天使達・・・大丈夫熱く思うのは最初だけだから・・・雪になりたい灰色のサンタより・・・	Countless white angels falling from the pitch black night sky, melting on the warmth of the palm of the hand… Don’t worry, the hot feeling is only at the start… From the grey Santa who wants to become snow…
2012-12-29	843		円谷君役得ね・・・	Tsuburaya-kun’s compensation…

2013

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Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2013-01-11	844		この司会者ってもしかして・・・	Could this chairman be…?
2013-01-19	845		やっぱり左文字だったのね！	As I thought, it was Samonji!
2013-01-27	846		モモの種はもっとヤバイらしいわよ・・・	They say that a peach's seed is even more dangerous…
2013-02-08	847		意外と私ヒョウ柄似合うわね・・・	Unexpectedly, a leopard design suits me…
2013-02-17	848		わかったわ！7つ揃えるってドラゴンボールね！！	I got it! Collecting all 7, that’s about Dragon Balls, right?!
2013-02-24	849		本物の太閤は将棋が弱かったらしいわよ・・・	I’ve heard that the real taikō was actually weak at shōgi…
2013-03-08	850		今年はいい事あるかしら・・・	I wonder if something good will happen this year…
2013-03-16	851		誰だか知らないけど私は大丈夫よね、大吉だもの・・・	I don’t know who it is, but I should be fine, right? After all I got “great luck”…
2013-03-25	852		ジョディ先生うかつ過ぎるわよ・・・	Jodie-sensei is too careless…
2013-04-05	853		プールバーって最近見かけないわよね・・・	It’s not often you see a pool bar these days…
2013-04-12	854		ウエスタンビキニショットもっとちゃんと見せてよ！	Show me the western bikini shot better!
2013-04-19	855		小五郎さんマジで気づいてないのね・・・	Kogorō-san really hasn’t noticed…
2013-04-28	856		仕方ないじゃない！気抜いてたんだから・・・	It couldn’t be helped! They lost focus…
2013-05-10	857		画力対決で描いてたゴルゴって、ひょっとして横溝弟なんじゃないかしら？	Doesn’t the Golgo drawn at the redrawing showdown look a lot like the younger Yokomizo brother?
2013-05-18	858		女装癖でもあるのかしら・・・	I wonder if he has a habit to cross-dress…
2013-05-27	859		出たわね！蹴撃の貴公子！！	He appeared! The Prince of Kicks!!
2013-06-07	860		今時万年筆使ってる人なんているのかしら？	I wonder if there are any people using fountain pens these days?
2013-06-15	861		トイレの中で溺死したくないわよね・・・	I wouldn’t want to be drown to death in a toilet…
2013-06-29	862		話がチャカポコしてて「まじっく快斗」な雰囲気ね・・・	The story is all over the place, it gives a Magic Kaito atmosphere…
2013-07-06	863		蘭ちゃんポロリしちゃうわよ・・・	Ran-chan’s dress is gonna fall off…
2013-07-12	864		まあ先生の周りは薬指の長い女の子ばっかりなんだけどね・・・	The women around sensei all have a longer ring finger, though.
2013-07-20	865		ポアロにも行きづらくなっちゃったわね・・・	Now it’s become hard to go to Poirot…
2013-07-28	866		大ちゃんやっちゃったのかしら・・・	Did Tai-chan do it…?
2013-08-02	867		ちなみに三毛猫ホームズはメス猫らしいわよ・・・	By the way, the calico cat in Mikeneko Holmes seems to have been a female…
2013-08-09	868		ムギちゃん見つかって良かったわね・・・	I’m glad she was able to find Mugi-chan…
2013-08-24	869		どっち似なのかしら？	I wonder which of his parents he’ll look like?
2013-08-30	870		由美さん楽しそう・・・	Yumi-san seems to be having fun…
2013-09-07	871		だと思ったわよ、ふんっ！	That’s what I thought, humph!
2013-09-21	872		表紙で蘭ちゃんのポロリ期待しちゃったじゃない・・・	Judging from the cover, I expected Ran-chan to drop the towel, you know…
2013-09-30	873		やった！ポロリだ！！	Yes! She dropped it!!
2013-10-05	874		相変わらずケンカしてるわねこの２人・・・	As usual, these two are fighting…
2013-10-13	875		世良ちゃんのお人形さんみたいね・・・	She looks like a doll of Sera-chan…
2013-10-20	876		興味深いわね、世良ちゃんの寝室・・・	I’m really interested in Sera-chan’s bedroom…
2013-11-03	877		あの子、私に似てないかしら？	That child, doesn’t she resemble me?
2013-11-11	878		「領域」って言葉が好きなのかしら、この一族・・・	I wonder if this family likes the word “territory”…
2013-12-02	879		服部君、師匠って事になっちゃったのね・・・	So Hattori-kun ended up being the master…
2013-12-06	880		戎橋がコナンの新名所になるのかしら？	I wonder if Ebisubashi will become a new Conan landmark?
2013-12-15	881		これでいつでも脅せるわね・・・	With this he can threaten him at any time…
2013-12-27	882		焼きそバンズおいしそうね♥	The fried soba buns look delicious, don’t they?♥

2014

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Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2014-01-10	883		サメの前でカッコつけてんじゃないわよ！	Don’t try to look cool in front of the sharks!
2014-01-18	884		リベンジポルノ・・・浮かれて変な写真撮っちゃ駄目よ・・・	Revenge porn… you shouldn’t take weird pictures in the heat of the moment…
2014-01-25	885		油断も隙もないわね・・・	I’ve got to stay constantly on my guard…
2014-02-07	886		この盗聴男・・・	This wiretapping man…
2014-02-14	887		ダンディラァーイオン♪	Dandy lion♪
2014-02-22	888		右京さんの真似してる・・・	He’s imitating Ukyō-san…
2014-03-04	889		安室　零・・・どこかで聞いたことあるわね・・・	Amuro Ray… I’ve heard that somewhere before…
2014-03-16	890		高木刑事口軽すぎ・・・	Detective Takagi is too loose-lipped…
2014-04-05	891		ベルモットってどこで服買ってるのかしら・・・	I wonder where Vermouth buys her clothes…
2014-04-13	892		あのストーカー先生をとりあえず捕まえてくれないかしら？	Would you arrest that stalker teacher already?
2014-04-20	893		またやっちゃったわね、キャメル・・・	Camel’s done it again…
2014-04-26	894		いよいよアムロ対キャスバルなのね！	It’s finally Amuro vs. Casval!
2014-05-03	895		早くマスク取っちゃいなさいよ！イラつくわね！！	Take off that mask already! How irritating!!
2014-05-19	896		ロケットランチャーでも撃つ気かしら・・・	Does he intend to fire a rocket launcher or something…?
2014-05-25	897		死体遺棄に銃刀法違反、さっさと捕まえて！	A violation of the Swords and Firearms Control Law and dumping of a dead body, arrest him already!
2014-06-08	898		ついにラムちゃんと対決だっちゃ！	It’s finally a confrontation with Rum-chan!
2014-06-14	899		眼鏡と髭がないとただのイケメンでつまんないわね・・・	Without his glasses and beard, he’s just some boring handsome guy…
2014-06-29	900		清正の井戸、昔は５時間待ちもザラだったらしいわよ・・・	I’ve heard that in the olden days it was common to wait even 5 hours for Kiyomasa’s well…
2014-07-19	901		チュウ吉ズルくない？	Isn’t Chūkichi unfair?
2014-07-26	902		チョーカーつけるなら隠しなさいよ！	If you’re going to wear the choker, hide it!
2014-08-03	903		あら、本当に女の子だったのね・・・	Oh, she really was a girl…
2014-08-11	904		受付の眼鏡の娘オッパイ大きすぎない？	Aren’t the breasts of the girl with glasses at the reception too big?
2014-08-24	905		やっと世良ちゃんになったわね・・・	It finally became Sera-chan…
2014-09-08	906		出たわね、鬼っ娘！	There she is, the oni girl!
2014-09-13	907		PS Vitaでも買う気かしら・・・	Does he want to buy a PS Vita or something…
2014-09-21	908		隻眼っていえば・・・まさかラムって、大和警部じゃないでしょうね？	Speaking of being one-eyed… It couldn’t be that Rum is inspector Yamato, right?
2014-10-04	Magic Kaito		今回は珍しく前中後編らしいわよ・・・	It seems that this time it’s an unusual three-part series…
2014-10-12	Magic Kaito		白馬君、紅子ちゃんの事が好きなのかしら・・・	I wonder if Hakuba-kun likes Akako-chan…
2014-10-19	Magic Kaito		わかったわ！池田さんが声をやってるキャラは死なないのね！！	I’ve got it! The characters voiced by Ikeda don’t die!!
2014-10-31	909		平ちゃん往生際が悪いわよ・・・	Hei-chan doesn’t know when to give up…
2014-11-09	910		出たわね妖怪ハンター！	There he is, the monster hunter!
2014-11-15	911		さっさと言っちゃいなさいよ！男らしくないわね・・・	Come on and tell her already! So unmanly…
2014-11-22	912		通天閣のテッペンで告白る気なのかしら・・・	I wonder if he intends to confess at the top of the Tsūtenkaku…
2014-12-07	913		あら、平ちゃん帰っちゃうの？	Oh my, Hei-chan's going back already?
2014-12-13	914		敢ちゃんのヤボ用って、女かしら・・・	Kan-chan said he’s got “stuff to take care of”, I wonder if it’s about a woman…
2014-12-26	915		私、敢ちゃんの居場所分かっちゃった！	I figured out Kan-chan’s location!

2015

Date	File	Picture	Japanese	English
2015-01-12	916		敢ちゃんヤバいんじゃない・・・？	Isn’t Kan-chan in trouble…?
2015-01-30	917		勘ちゃん隠れて待つのが好きなのね・・・	Kan-chan really likes to hide and wait…
2015-02-16	918		お腹がいっぱいになると眠くなるのよね・・・	You get sleepy when your stomach is full…
2015-02-23	919		炊飯器、なかなか便利らしいわよ❤	I heard that rice cookers are quite covenient.❤
2015-03-20	920		顔が怖いのよ、顔が・・・	His face is scary, his face is…
2015-05-16	921		園子ちゃん男前ね❤	Sonoko-chan is manly.❤
2015-05-24	922		相変わらずデリカシーのない男ね・・・	He’s always been a man who’s lacked delicacy…
2015-05-30	923		ホームズの真似をするから感じ悪いのよ・・・	I’m feeling bad because he’s imitating Holmes…
2015-06-06	924		ちなみに北海道は修学旅行の2位で、1位は沖縄らしいわよ・・・	By the way, it seems that Hokkaidō is the 2nd most visited place for a school trip while Okinawa is the most visited.
2015-07-24	925		がーん！！	*shock*
2015-08-01	926		ないわ、ないない！	No, no way!
2015-08-08	927		悪いわね、真田君・・・	Sorry, Sanada-kun...
2015-08-21	928		ラーメン食べたくなっちゃうじゃない！	Makes me want to eat ramen!
2015-08-30	929		やっぱり婦警さんは活動服じゃなくてスカートよね❤	As I thought, policewomen don’t wear activities clothing, they wear skirts.❤
2015-09-06	930		いつも思うけど、佐藤刑事の服って自前なのかしら・・・	I always think this but, I wonder if detective Satō’s clothes are her own…
2015-09-11	931		ゾンビって大嫌い！	I hate zombies!
2015-09-18	932		大嫌いって言ってるのに！！	I said that I hate them!!
2015-09-27	933		ついに来たのね・・・服部（鬼丸）君が魔王剣を持つ時が！	It finally came... Hattori (Onimaru)-kun has now the demon king sword!
2015-10-03	934		バカね・・・ゾンビに数珠は効かないわよ！	Fool… rosaries don’t work against zombies!
2015-10-09	935		そもそもこんな所で告ろうと思ってんじゃないわよ！