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| name =Parkur | | name =Parkur | ||
| − | | japanese-name = | + | | japanese-name = Risoto bifu |
| − | | english-name =Parkur | + | | english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting |
| image = parkur_profile.png | | image = parkur_profile.png | ||
| − | | age = | + | | age = is just a number, baby |
| − | | gender = | + | | gender = ? |
| − | | height = | + | | height = 7'4" |
| − | | weight = | + | | weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER |
| − | | date-of-birth = | + | | date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER |
| − | | relatives = ( | + | | relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe) |
| − | | nicknames = | + | | nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND |
| − | | aliases = | + | | aliases = D.B. Cooper |
| − | | first-appearance = | + | | first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER |
| − | | appearances = | + | | appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :< |
| − | | cases-solved = ( | + | | cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER) |
| − | | keyhole = | + | | keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER |
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| − | + | '''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World" | |
| − | + | Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this. | |
| − | + | Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet. | |
| − | + | He also probably doesn't care about your children. | |
| − | + | ==Jobbing== | |
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| + | Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere. | ||
==Wrestling== | ==Wrestling== | ||
| − | Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about | + | Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches. |
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| + | Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon. | ||
| − | Parkur's favorite | + | Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly. |
| − | + | ==TALE OF THE TAPE== | |
| + | PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA<br> | ||
| + | THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw<br> | ||
| + | PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE<br> | ||
| + | PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS<br> | ||
| + | PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG<br> | ||
| + | FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY<br> | ||
| + | LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA | ||
Revision as of 03:34, 19 October 2011
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| Japanese name: | Risoto bifu |
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| English name: | Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting |
| Age: | is just a number, baby |
| Gender: | ? |
| Height: | 7'4" |
| Weight: | 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER |
| Date of birth: | PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER |
| Relatives: | Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe) |
| Nicknames: | THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND |
| Aliases: | D.B. Cooper |
| First appearance: | THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER |
| Appearances: | IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :< |
| Cases solved: | MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER) |
| Keyhole number: | ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER |
Parkur is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"
Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.
Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.
He also probably doesn't care about your children.
Jobbing
Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere.
Wrestling
Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.
Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon.
Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.
TALE OF THE TAPE
PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA
THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw
PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE
PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS
PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG
FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY
LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA
