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| name =Parkur
 
| name =Parkur
| japanese-name = Risoto bifu
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| japanese-name = (Optional)
| english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
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| english-name =Parkur
 
| image = parkur_profile.png
 
| image = parkur_profile.png
| age = is just a number, baby
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| age = 19
| gender = ?
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| gender =Male
| height = 7'4"
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| height = (Optional)
| weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
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| weight = (Optional)
| date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
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| date-of-birth = August 20, 1992
| relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
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| relatives = (Optional)
| nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
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| nicknames =  
| aliases = D.B. Cooper
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| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
| first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
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| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
| appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
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| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
| cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
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| cases-solved = (Optional)
| keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER
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| keyhole = (Optional)
 
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Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins", "Honey", "Mew", "Slum Lord", and most commonly "The Best In The World"
  
'''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"
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Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.
  
Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.
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Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.
  
Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.
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He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.
  
He also probably doesn't care about your children.
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==Ponies==
  
==Jobbing==
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Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends.
 
 
Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere.
 
  
 
==Wrestling==
 
==Wrestling==
  
Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.
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Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER.
 
 
Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon.
 
  
Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.
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Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
  
==TALE OF THE TAPE==
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Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey
PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA<br>
 
THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw<br>
 
PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE<br>
 
PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS<br>
 
PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG<br>
 
FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY<br>
 
LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA
 

Latest revision as of 03:46, 19 October 2011

Parkur

Parkur profile.png

Profile
Japanese name: (Optional)
English name: Parkur
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: (Optional)
Weight: (Optional)
Date of birth: August 20, 1992
Relatives: (Optional)
Aliases: "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
Statistics
First appearance: November 13, 2010
Appearances: Whenever Yumi showed up
Cases solved: (Optional)
Keyhole number: (Optional)

Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins", "Honey", "Mew", "Slum Lord", and most commonly "The Best In The World"

Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.

Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.

He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.

Ponies

Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends.

Wrestling

Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER.

Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray

Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey