User:Parkur

Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins" "Honey" "Mew" "Slum Lord" and most commonly "The Best In The World"

Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.

Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet,as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.

He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.

Ponies

Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests. Some fun facts about ponies are:

• Ponies are awesome
• Ponies are cute
• Ponies are nice
• Ponies are beautiful

and

• PONIES LOVE PARKUR!!!