User:Parkur
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| English name: | Parkur |
| Age: | 19 |
| Gender: | Male |
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| Date of birth: | August 20, 1992 |
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| Aliases: | "Woolykins" "Tater Salad" |
| First appearance: | November 13, 2010 |
| Appearances: | Whenever Yumi showed up |
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Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins" "Honey" "Mew" "Slum Lord" and most commonly "The Best In The World"
Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.
Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet,as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.
He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.
Ponies
Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends
Wrestling
Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER
Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey
